Mad Max get's Max'd AGAIN!

**Blurred** · 02-22-2007, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by iskibc

New screen name: Beater Days

Wouldn't that be "Beater Daze"?

**PNWbrit** · 02-22-2007, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by phUnk

Some fatter skis might make you a better skier.

Have you tried that?

Bwaaaaaaaaah!

**Kya** · 02-22-2007, 10:09 PM

Man, that was a great beater story.

**marshalolson** · 02-22-2007, 10:10 PM

this is the thread of the century

**summit** · 02-22-2007, 10:13 PM

looking back at the memories

max heal fast be safer

**P_McPoser** · 02-22-2007, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by Deep Days

I suppose I'd rather be a pussy than hurt and/or dead.

Max, you and I have been skiing for about the same amount of time. Here's my ski injury list:

1)Scratches from trees
2)Sore elbow from crashing

Chill out man. One n00b to another.

**Deep Days** · 02-22-2007, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by Summit

looking back at the memories

max heal fast be safer

Strangely enough, that is the same line (if not something extremely similar) that texan and I skied this morning, and I believe that may have been the last time I skied with Blurred...

Wonder how many people here are reluctant to ski with me due to my obvious breakability...

**f2f** · 02-22-2007, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by Deep Days

...and I believe that may have been the last time I skied with Blurred...

Wonder how many people here are reluctant to ski with me due to my obvious breakability...

i am reluctant to ski with blurred for fear he may break me

**ak_powder_monkey** · 02-22-2007, 11:10 PM

good thing you were wearing a helmet.

Max, large balls to brain ratios only work when you skied downhill in the olympics.

**Vicious** · 02-22-2007, 11:10 PM

Originally Posted by f2f

i am reluctant to ski with blurred for fear he may break me

Blurred is just a big teddy bear.

**damn texan** · 02-22-2007, 11:14 PM

the second frame of that picture looks like you are about to take a boot to your face.

**Dside11-11** · 02-22-2007, 11:16 PM

Originally Posted by f2f

i am reluctant to ski with blurred for fear he may break me

He will. And if you make one little mistake of slip up technically, like say, dropping a hand, he will publicly ridicule you. You've gotta be ready. When you know, you know. If there's a shred of doubt, you're not ready.

Squatch · 02-22-2007, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by Dside11-11

He will. And if you make one little mistake of slip up technically, like say, dropping a hand, he will publicly ridicule you. You've gotta be ready. When you know, you know. If there's a shred of doubt, you're not ready.

heh. what a technique nazi.

**f2f** · 02-22-2007, 11:39 PM

Originally Posted by Dside11-11

He will. And if you make one little mistake of slip up technically, like say, dropping a hand, he will publicly ridicule you. You've gotta be ready. When you know, you know. If there's a shred of doubt, you're not ready.

yeah, see, i've been known to drop a hand (in the technical skiing sense, not some perverted thing others will undoubtedly think of) whilst skiing. i'm not worthy and i know it.

good thing is, last weekend i was told why i was dropping hands and how i can fix it, so i'm on my path to redemption.

that said, i still won't let blurred take me to a death cookie sale off a cornice

edit: but it's not about me, so sorry for the selfish threadjack.

**freshie247** · 02-22-2007, 11:45 PM

The kid got Munsoned again!I think Gosey is going to be a verb as well as a noun! Get well soon you loon!

**Lone Star** · 02-23-2007, 12:10 AM

Originally Posted by Deep Days

Wonder how many people here are reluctant to ski with me due to my obvious breakability...

Dude, seriously. Nobody cares if you're a shitty or breakable skier. I think a lot more people might be reluctant to ski with you because you appear to be the biggest moron in the known universe.

**summit** · 02-23-2007, 12:15 AM

Originally Posted by Deep Days

Wonder how many people here are reluctant to ski with me due to my obvious breakability...

AFAIK you haven't even been skiing much for the past month b/c you were out on injury

**rideit** · 02-23-2007, 12:36 AM

Originally Posted by f2f

yeah, see, i've been known to drop a hand (in the technical skiing sense, not some perverted thing others will undoubtedly think of) whilst skiing. i'm not worthy and i know it.

.

Ya see, people, that is why I snowboard. I can rub one out whilst IN the ecstatic schralp, which is MUCH harder to 'pull off' with ski poles.

Or some shit like that.

**PulverSchwein** · 02-23-2007, 02:10 AM

Originally Posted by Deep Days

And Z: the reason I didn't turn was because I got scared. I have a bad problem with wanting to turn up the hill and keep going uphill to scrub speed instead of just turning a lot. This is what happened, and I just needed to reset myself before I continued the line. After I lost a ski, I totally freaked and had no idea what to do or how to do it. I need to ski some bumps and get used to turning to scrub speed instead of turning up the hill (have the same problem there, too).

Wow what a story. Max, that sounds like one hell of a way to benchmark what level of huck you can't handle the exit of. I've also found myself in that shitty place (continuous uphill turn, sometimes a spin out) after going a little too big, a little too hot. It can be hard mentally and physically to commit to and pull off that transition turn back to the fall line when you're cooking. Strength and practice will take care of that eventually. But to hit something that you can't even start a turn out of seems pretty crazy. From the sounds of Blurred's story, if you intended to straightline, then you must be truely crazy

You've heard it many times before man. Bring it back a notch or two, you've got all your life to shred at progressively higher levels if you're smart. Hopefully, it sinks in that you almost got killed today and make a genuine change in how you approach your skiing progression. Feel better man

**bklyn** · 02-23-2007, 04:06 AM

**DaveTV** · 02-23-2007, 06:50 AM

Someone JONG me, but Kid Max has a new handle? And TRCY, how did you change yours? I am so confused..

**shera** · 02-23-2007, 07:08 AM

Originally Posted by mtnbikerskierchick

This is why I like Blurred

...and I thought you liked him because you're just such a slutty cunt!

**Toby** · 02-23-2007, 07:16 AM

Originally Posted by SheRa

...and I thought you liked him because you're just such a slutty cunt!

Obviously you girls are really good friends or something

. The magic word's taboo to most girls I know.

**SkiEvil** · 02-23-2007, 07:22 AM

I just ate a whole bag of popcorn reading this thread.

**rbtree** · 02-23-2007, 07:22 AM

Originally Posted by f2f

yeah, see, i've been known to drop a hand (in the technical skiing sense, not some perverted thing others will undoubtedly think of) whilst skiing. i'm not worthy and i know it.

good thing is, last weekend i was told why i was dropping hands and how i can fix it, so i'm on my path to redemption.

that said, i still won't let blurred take me to a death cookie sale off a cornice

edit: but it's not about me, so sorry for the selfish threadjack.

"Fall? No, but I drug a hand back in '73."

Caption on photo in Powder, circa 1985......