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    Honeyspot road in the Bronx or Westchester (I forget) always made my girlfriend laugh.
    I used to work with a guy named Richard Stucke, He would get real mad if you called him Dick.

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    Lac la Hash. It's on the same highway as Stoner.
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    Keeping with the B.C. theme, Spuzzum has always cracked me up for some reason.

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    there's a place called tea bagger's near mad river ski area here in ohio, also big bone lick state park in KY, the abbreviation for kentucky is also funny.
    a word i always thought was dirty sounding was uvula.
    whoever said laughter is the best medicine never had Gonorrhea.

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    How could I forget Tillicum WA.

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    South of Colorado Springs there's a Big Johnson Reservoir.
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    Skinny dick's halfway inn already got mentioned but the t-shirt is a classic. If you fold it in half, like mad magazine style, at the bottom it says "fuck you" and there's also some random sex act, my buddy remembers it being a guy fucking a bear, and I can't remember, but it was something like that. That shirt was a quality score at the Valdez thrift store.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chinaski View Post
    There are also gas stations in the midwest called "pump and munch"
    I passed pump n munch yesterday and meant to get a picture... dammit

    also a bong recreation area in northern Wisconsin too
    undergoing a phase change.

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    what's that fuel valve on your motorcycle called?

    oh that's right, the petcock

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    Yeti, that's a good one! If you're running out of gas, turn the petcock onto reserve.

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    off route 16 in new hampshire there is also a place called Master Baiters tackle shop. The sign that you can see on 16 I think is gone, not sure if they are gone too, but I did see a sweatshirt of theres just this morning in the grocery store.

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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw View Post
    I had a client a few years back who's company was "Dz Nutz Construction." Try saying that in Court with a straight face.
    I just listed and sold a house by DZ NUTZ Inc. and I couldn't even put down the name on the listing sheet. I'm sure it was the same guy (he was from the west side).
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    I'm guessing many maggots here are familiar with the term "shocker" - 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink...


    Well while sitting in my Physics lecture (300 males and 2 females cuz women seem to not take on engineering) my professor explained, while talking about electron orbitals, "2 in the p and 1 in the s". Of course he was describing the p and s orbitals yet the whole lecture hall busted out laughing because i mean come on its the SHOCKER


    Also, while my roommate was working in detroit over the summer, he lived off of Big Beaver Rd. which is off of exit 69 on I-75.

    68 = you do me and i'll owe you one
    71 = 69 with two fingers up your ass

    "pearl necklace" is another good one
    Last edited by OldSchool1080s; 02-19-2007 at 09:49 PM.

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    I sat through 3 hours of lecture a few years ago on the "Kamiltonian" - pronounced just like CamelToe-nian.

    The 50 year old russian lady giving the lectures actually stopped twice to ask why everyone kept laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldSchool1080s View Post
    I'm guessing many maggots here are familiar with the term "shocker" - 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink...


    Well while sitting in my Physics lecture (300 males and 2 females cuz women seem to not take on engineering) my professor explained, while talking about electron orbitals, "2 in the p and 1 in the s". Of course he was describing the p and s orbitals yet the whole lecture hall busted out laughing because i mean come on its the SHOCKER


    Also, while my roommate was working in detroit over the summer, he lived off of Big Beaver Rd. which is off of exit 69 on I-75.

    68 = you do me and i'll owe you one
    71 = 69 with two fingers up your ass

    "pearl necklace" is another good one
    I grew up two exits north of the infamous Big Beaver-Exit 69.

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    Fanny's farm shop (Chipstead, Surrey, UK) sells "Fanny's runny honey".

    Mags with a British connection will get this.
    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".

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    There's a 'Whiskey Dick Mountain' down by Vantage
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    Buy your licker at The Bunghole in mASSachusetts.


    Since I lost hope, I feel much better.

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    Lube job, please, and make it gaping snappy.

    Since I lost hope, I feel much better.

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    "Cocksucker."

    Especially when Calamity Jane says it in "Deadwood."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Roo View Post
    Fanny's farm shop (Chipstead, Surrey, UK) sells "Fanny's runny honey".

    Mags with a British connection will get this.
    Is it a travesty that I live but a short bike ride from said farm shop, yet have never been?

    edg
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    Quote Originally Posted by str8line View Post
    I grew up two exits north of the infamous Big Beaver-Exit 69.
    Str8line grew up in Troy?
    Why did I think you were from Clarkston?

    How old are you?
    We may have mutual friends?


    And my entry would have been BIG BEAVER EXIT 69
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