Honeyspot road in the Bronx or Westchester (I forget) always made my girlfriend laugh.
I used to work with a guy named Richard Stucke, He would get real mad if you called him Dick.
Honeyspot road in the Bronx or Westchester (I forget) always made my girlfriend laugh.
I used to work with a guy named Richard Stucke, He would get real mad if you called him Dick.
Lac la Hash. It's on the same highway as Stoner.
You are what you eat.
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There's no such thing as bad snow, just shitty skiers.
Keeping with the B.C. theme, Spuzzum has always cracked me up for some reason.
there's a place called tea bagger's near mad river ski area here in ohio, also big bone lick state park in KY, the abbreviation for kentucky is also funny.
a word i always thought was dirty sounding was uvula.
whoever said laughter is the best medicine never had Gonorrhea.
How could I forget Tillicum WA.![]()
South of Colorado Springs there's a Big Johnson Reservoir.
Change is good. You go first.
Rusty Kuntz:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz
Skinny dick's halfway inn already got mentioned but the t-shirt is a classic. If you fold it in half, like mad magazine style, at the bottom it says "fuck you" and there's also some random sex act, my buddy remembers it being a guy fucking a bear, and I can't remember, but it was something like that. That shirt was a quality score at the Valdez thrift store.
what's that fuel valve on your motorcycle called?
oh that's right, the petcock![]()
Yeti, that's a good one! If you're running out of gas, turn the petcock onto reserve.
off route 16 in new hampshire there is also a place called Master Baiters tackle shop. The sign that you can see on 16 I think is gone, not sure if they are gone too, but I did see a sweatshirt of theres just this morning in the grocery store.
I'm guessing many maggots here are familiar with the term "shocker" - 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink...
Well while sitting in my Physics lecture (300 males and 2 females cuz women seem to not take on engineering) my professor explained, while talking about electron orbitals, "2 in the p and 1 in the s". Of course he was describing the p and s orbitals yet the whole lecture hall busted out laughing because i mean come on its the SHOCKER
Also, while my roommate was working in detroit over the summer, he lived off of Big Beaver Rd. which is off of exit 69 on I-75.
68 = you do me and i'll owe you one
71 = 69 with two fingers up your ass
"pearl necklace" is another good one
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I sat through 3 hours of lecture a few years ago on the "Kamiltonian" - pronounced just like CamelToe-nian.
The 50 year old russian lady giving the lectures actually stopped twice to ask why everyone kept laughing.
Fanny's farm shop (Chipstead, Surrey, UK) sells "Fanny's runny honey".
Mags with a British connection will get this.
Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
"This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".
There's a 'Whiskey Dick Mountain' down by Vantage
"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible" -Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Buy your licker at The Bunghole in mASSachusetts.
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Since I lost hope, I feel much better.
Lube job, please, and make it gaping snappy.
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Since I lost hope, I feel much better.
"Cocksucker."
Especially when Calamity Jane says it in "Deadwood."
Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?
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