How to get telemarketers to call me more?

[BLOOD SWEAT STEEL]

Let's just say I'm a lonely soul and I want people to talk to. LOTS of people. Plus I have way too many minutes left on my plan at the end of the month. I really want to start going over on my minutes. How would I go about putting my cell phone number out there for maximum effectiveness? I want all kinds of people to call me ruthlessly at all hours of the day (and night.)

Any creative thinkers know how I can start getting my phone to ring nonstop?

[PaSucks]

Do you really mean "how can I get my enemy's phone to ring nonstop?"

[BLOOD SWEAT STEEL]

Please. I'm trying to be sirius, here.

[summit]

seeing as how it is generally not legal for telemarketers to call your cell unless given express (signed up with thaht telemarketer) or implied (previous business relationship) consent... not so easy

you're best way would be to sign them up for a bunch of contests that have "agree to be contacted" in the tiny print at the bottom of the contest form... but the effect would be delayed and you'd probably put in as much time as you cost them

[rideit]

Make up little 'escort' cards,like they have in Vegas, and leave them outside every strip club in your area every night after closing time.

[MeatPuppet]

Make up little 'escort' cards,like they have in Vegas, and leave them outside every strip club in your area every night after closing time.

Oh that's pure evil...and genius.

[rideit]

I just made it up, I am pretty proud. That shit would go hellfire in one night!

(I'm a scorpio, if you couldn't guess)

[summit]

note to self... do not fuck with rideit...

[twodogs]

I just made it up, I am pretty proud. That shit would go hellfire in one night!

(I'm a scorpio, if you couldn't guess)

Pervert!!

[rideit]

I also just cooked up a few strategies if you have their address that would make them rue the day...hehehehehe.....

[G]

Publish the number everywhere.

Try craigslist free section. advertise you're giving someting good away and put your number right in the ad.


Or try the gay personal ads.

[rideit]

I know this has shown up here before, but a dude on another forum did this to an assclown on bikemojo, in Austin, advertising 'FREE MONKEYS!!'...

Gave a time, place, and date in which to pick up said free monkeys, and listed the number, saying "call anytime, day or night, for more information!"

It was one of the most hilarious e-beatings Iv'e seen.

[BLOOD SWEAT STEEL]

The SF craigslist m4m ad is already on the agenda.

I suppose a free monkey posting or two couldn't hurt either.

Rideit; I'm curious to hear about this address idea you might have. For some reason, I really like the idea of getting unwanted visitors at my house all the time too. :surugs:

[rideit]

Well, it probably would end up with all of your interior walls (drywall) ripped off the 2X4's, and it's fairly complex. It is a pretty vicious scheme.

I gotta go, I'll cook up the details later.

[summit]

BSS... so you have to tell us what was done to warrant this!

[frorider]

BSS... so you have to tell us what was done to warrant this!

he's doing this beat-down on Ullr for holding back on the tahoe dumpage this year.

apparently the threat is working. precip of some kind later this week.