HELP! Stressed out...

[H-man]

I don't know what it is but this weekend I am moving out of my ex's house and setting up my new house. This is the most stressed I have been in the last 12 months plus of some level of divorce.

I really feel like I can't cope today.

Take my stress away Maggots please. Make me laugh, drool, think of face shots, anything.....

[lemon boy]

Cletus Wishes you a YAHTZEE!


other than beer and ~+~+~+~+~+~+~, that's all I got just git er done! (eg: grudgefuck)

[Brock Landers]

H Man Beacon Hill Pub tongiht, then Anomaly show at Roxy. Do it Do it. Get the weekend started off right.

[snowsprite]

Throw caution to the wind and treat yourself to a french manicure. You know you want to!

Sprite

[lemon boy]

Throw caution to the wind and treat yourself to a french maid. You know you want to!

Sprite

I agree with this.

[irul&ublo]

I surprised Sprite didn't suggest this.

And maybe a blowjob from that French maid too.

[Affix Snow]

A stoopid Joke...hope all goes swimingly. Stay positive.

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his
office.....but she belonged to someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said I'll give you a 1000 dollars if you let
me have sex with you you....but the girl said NO.

Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the
floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you
pick it up. She thought for a moment and said that she
would have to consult her boyfriend....so she called
her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend
says ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast,
he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees
and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting
for his girlfriend to call

Finally after 2 hrs the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.....

She said "THE FUCKER USED COINS!!!"

[Grange]

Even though the puchline was easy to figure out I still laughed.

[shmerham]

Fact of the matter is that it's going to be stressful and uncomfortable for a few days, but soon enough it will become home and not some place that's strange even though you built it.

Have patience (if you find the secret to this, let me know, because I don't know it).

[skuff]

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test for them was to line up, shoulder to shoulder, in a row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell tied to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, the bell ringer took a few steps forward, and bent over to pick it up.







Suddenly, all the other bells began to ring...

[Mudfoot]

Between professionally and with friends I've been involved in about 50 divorces over the years. The two things I have learned is that it can make you crazy to the point of really being irrational, and it takes awhile before you can even think about it without a huge emotional component. Yeah you feel like shit and are thinking ridiculous thoughts, but that is perfectly normal. Hang in there, do some fun things with good friends and use the breakup as an excuse to be good to yourself beyond what you would normally do. Hell, buy a new pair of skis and use the shit out of them. It only gets better from here on.

[Ubersheist]

Beer and alcohol. It's the only thing that eases my pain ('cause I don't know where to get my hands on heroin). Maybe it'll do the same for you.

BTW, does this have anything to do with this thread?