Tight jeans

**davep** · 10-12-2006, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by glademaster

I'll reveal my preppy surburbanite self a bit here, but American Eagle actually makes some really nice straight leg jeans. Not baggy, but not the ridiculous tapered leg shit that some people are wearing either.

For the record, the actual American Eagle cut is the Low Rise Straight Leg. They're $$$

seconded. They fit my skiers' (fat) ass, and cost $30 even in canuck pesos.

**Fatty** · 10-12-2006, 03:00 PM

Originally Posted by XtrPickels

Who's up for talking about shampoo!?

Noooo!! Conditioner is better!

**Damian Sanders** · 10-12-2006, 03:11 PM

What about everybody's favorite homo, Highway Star? Didn't he post some pic's of him skiing in tight jeans a few day ago? I couldn't find them...

**Woodsy** · 10-12-2006, 03:12 PM

we cant wear tight jeans, ya know girls arre really quite fearful, that’s my theory. They see us with tight trousers and we’ve got, you know, armadillos in our trousers. I mean, it’s really quite frightening, the size. They run screaming.....

**wi3dzmin** · 10-12-2006, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by Woodsy

we cant wear tight jeans, ya know girls arre really quite fearful, that’s my theory. They see us with tight trousers and we’ve got, you know, armadillos in our trousers. I mean, it’s really quite frightening, the size. They run screaming.....

I, otoh, get the "can I pet it"-type questions...

**s.p.c** · 10-12-2006, 04:05 PM

check out 45 rpm (r by 45 rpm) for some diesel jeans....

**FrankZappa** · 10-12-2006, 07:09 PM

Tech Talk (???), biatches!

Really?

Maybe "Hook Up" would be more appropriate.

BTW, Does my ass look HUDGE in these Carharts?

Cus that's what I'm wearing... Good thing I'm already married.

**ill-advised strategy** · 10-12-2006, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by Particle

I've tried. Really. I bought a pair of Volcom jeans that looked sweet, nice stitching, etc...and were marketed as 'relaxed fit', but even relaxed by today's standards means 'pin-legged skin tight ass huggers'. Damn you skateboarders for bringing this trend on us. I don't need ultra baggy but I just can't do it. I can't!!!

carhartts

**Flake** · 10-12-2006, 08:48 PM

Love my carhartts. damn near bullet proof and once they're worn in damned comfy.

Of course only for us real rednecks.

**Particle** · 10-12-2006, 09:31 PM

Yes this thread is turning a bit gay. But it's cracking me up so I don't care.

I did try my first pair of Carhartt's a few weeks ago - and I like them but they are pretty tight in the arse. And I'm a skinny dude. I like kidwoo's reco...might have to go that route next time. Anybody want a pair of 32 waist carhartt blue jeans?

Oh and just for reference as to why I started this whole thing - aside from buying those Volcom's this summer, we have like 100 pair of jeans on dogfunk.com and no real way to tell how any of them fit - and many are of the 'ass-hugging pin leg' variety. So we were just trying to figure out a way to esplain how they all fit today, and I got annoyed with the whole tight jeans thing. So there ya have it.

**seanpistol** · 10-12-2006, 10:15 PM

i'm wearing a pair of skin tight RVCA jeans right now. it's all for the ladies.

**SponsoredByDuctTape** · 10-12-2006, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by bklyntrayc

Tight jeans look good on me...
as long as your willing to overlook the transgressions of a muffin top

Only if there's no whale tail going along with it.

**SponsoredByDuctTape** · 10-12-2006, 11:15 PM

Originally Posted by FrankZappa

BTW, Does my ass look HUDGE in these Carharts?

Reminds me of a Bobby Slayton bit:
Wife: "Honey, do these pants make my ass look fat?"
Pit Bull of Comedy: "No, your FAT ASS makes your ass look fat! Don't blame the jeans, they didn't do anything."

**CANADASTEEP** · 10-12-2006, 11:33 PM

Levis are always a solid bet.
Wrangler are the best overall for fit/price/durability.

If you want "trendy" jeans for less than retail, Winners/TJ maxx is ok, got some diesel's for $60 once.

**robokill1981** · 10-13-2006, 12:04 AM

I can't believe I'm posting in here...but I'm stoked that the tight jeans thing has finally translated in tighter outerwear. I just picked up some Bonfire Utility pants from the hookup and those things are so small compared to all the stupid big stuff out there. Also, Holden stuff fits super well to. Come to think of it someone looking for tight outerwear should buy my Holden pants from me (in gear swap). 10% off if you mention this ad...er post.

**Jiehkevarri** · 10-13-2006, 02:19 AM

one of my friends and my favorite games is called 'Gay or European' It is best played in San Francisco, but you can play it anywhere. Guess what the first flag is for a potential...tight jeans

You guys should visit Stockholm...

But one thing I've wondered when I've read some stuff on NS forum (bored at work...pretty funny to read the rants there sometimes):

Why the hell is the tight jeans, striped/band shirts, converse all stars etc. stuff considered EMO in the states? Everybody in Europe calls that stuff more of a "rocker" style. (The eminem look-alike "whigger" style the NS forum is full of is pretty out of date here,at least in the bigger cities, btw.)

Guess I'm old but the music that was considered EMO (or EMO core) in the mid-nineties was pretty good IMHO...and had nothing to do with these new neo-gothic/cure-type bands popping out all over...???

[end of rant]

I won't start with the jeans topic at all...

**Spats** · 10-13-2006, 02:25 AM

Levis are cut for people with no ass. Most of the new emo jeans are even worse. (Note: you can be fat and still have no ass.)

For men with ass, I recommend Mavi. Some of the Gap cuts are good too, but some are terrible. The cuts that are available in a normal wash are usually best.

Luckys are better than Levis, but not as good as Mavis. Plus the super-low-rise cuts they usually make are...blatant.

Speaking of, what the hell is it with the big white skidmarks up the top of both thighs and the ass cheeks? Are those finally going out of style? They're hideous.

**Spats** · 10-13-2006, 02:30 AM

Originally Posted by Jiehkevarri

Why the hell is the tight jeans, striped/band shirts, converse all stars etc. stuff considered EMO in the states?

The look started with nerdy college kids who were so malnourished from going vegan that they could fit into their clothes from freshman year of prep school. Usually this meant highwater corduroys, buttondowns, and sweater vests.

Later this look got mainstreamed into tight jeans and fake vintage T-shirts, which overlaps with the 1970s retro rock look except for the lack of bell bottoms.

**bklyn** · 10-13-2006, 02:43 AM

Originally Posted by Spats

...men with ass...

reason #12 on the list of why women love skiing

**INDY GS** · 10-13-2006, 07:00 AM

Originally Posted by dfinn

edit: what's a muffin top? similar to a fupa?

What's a fupa? is it similar to a muffin top?

**s.p.c** · 10-13-2006, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by INDY GS

What's a fupa? is it similar to a muffin top?

Turn that girl around, somewhat similar...

more of what it means though (Fat Upper Pussy Area).... you know it when you see it, particularly in high rise acid washed jeans.

Makes me want to bury my head in mature beaver.

**dfinn** · 10-13-2006, 08:53 AM

I always thought the F in fupa stood for Front but i don't think it really matters.

**Paris Hilton's Camel Toe** · 10-13-2006, 08:58 AM

I'm here to cunt this very important thread with some Highway Star ass dragging action.

(from epicski....jeans)

And later that summer....

**steved** · 10-13-2006, 09:05 AM

Originally Posted by bagtagley

.........they still sell normal fitting jeans...

Wish I could say that for Gap chinos(for work)....

Still lookin' for straight leg chinos....#%^&T

**TomK** · 10-13-2006, 09:23 AM

For jeans with more ass & thigh room, give Duluth Trading Co. a shot. All I buy now to accomodate my "football lineman's thighs".
Here's a linky to one of them, thier FireHose stuff is even more bomber.

http://www.duluthtrading.com/store/d...ure=Product_18