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  1. 09-14-2006, 07:00 PM #51
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    A few years ago I saw 'WXTHTAZ' in Portland, ME. I actually thought is was pretty funny.

    I'm having a hard time convincing my wife to put 'MYMILF' on the minivan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cj001f
    The brother of the Sultan of Brunei had a yacht named "Tits" with tenders "Nipple 1" and "Nipple 2". He also had/has perhaps the most absurd car collection ever amassed.

    It's good to be the brother of the Sultan.
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  3. 09-14-2006, 07:28 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by warthog
    It's good to be the brother of the Sultan.
    Indeed - $747k a day good
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    Someone needs to fly past him with the plate "PWN3D"
    My brother and I actually saw that plate on a Saturn VUE in Grand Haven over Labor Day.

    And yes, it there was a fat nerd behind the wheel.
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    Saw these two on my block walking home tonight...

    Silver BMW - TREMOR S

    Black Mazda - RK STR 1

    I never knew I had such tools on my street.
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    This tag is on the car of the Parks and Rec Director in my town. It speaks for itself.
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  9. 09-15-2006, 02:35 AM #59
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    I saw a Nissan Murano with personalized plates that said "Murano". That must have taken some thought.
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  10. 09-15-2006, 02:42 AM #60
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    I just did a search...utah plate "UTARDED" is still up for grabs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cj001f
    The brother of the Sultan of Brunei had a yacht named "Tits" with tenders "Nipple 1" and "Nipple 2". He also had/has perhaps the most absurd car collection ever amassed.
    Heh, I used to sail past that yacht on dive trips out there. Most amusing.

    I also dived with his mechanic on occasion - there's a dream job. Pretty much every super car ever produced, and he had to drive them every so often just to make sure they still ran.

    I was passed by a yellow 'vette (unusual in the UK) with the number plate BL03JOB once. Ghey, but I laughed.
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  12. 09-15-2006, 07:33 AM #62
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    SNO BLIND on a black '88 Mustand 5.0 GT that a guy down the street owned.

    Shokingly enough, the same guy went down for possesion of blow with intent a couple of months ago.
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    Damn it, I can't find it, but somewhere, I have a pic of a tag that says "monoski". It was taken in the Vail ramp.



    Edit 4: I did find this one:
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  14. 09-15-2006, 01:50 PM #64
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    I spent my first year out of high school as a Porsche mechanic. There was a stunning blond from Wyoming who used to bring her car in for service on a regular basis. She was from Green River county, where, I believe, the county code is the number 4.

    Her plate read 4 PLAY.

    I always wanted to play with her.


    I came up behind a Datsun Z on my motorcycle years ago. The license plate frame said "I want to phuque". Never got a look a the woman driving the car.
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  15. 09-15-2006, 01:58 PM #65
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    I, once, knew a blonde, who drove a powder blue 911 Targa with the plates BLUBYU. (I could see it if If she had dark hair [Linda Ronstadt reference]).

    Designer plates are so fagalicious.

    .....But, I do like the idea of a UTARDED plate
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  16. 09-15-2006, 02:10 PM #66
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    How about STFU or FUQ

    I should just have mine say FUCK.
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  17. 09-15-2006, 04:58 PM #67
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    My aunt has a plate that says GIVN2ME and people are always offering her money to sell them that plate.
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  18. 09-15-2006, 05:02 PM #68
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    Oregon circa 1977: EFUSIK.

    Best ever.
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  19. 09-15-2006, 06:06 PM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
    Oregon circa 1977: EFUSIK.

    Best ever.
    Category is worst ever.

    But I don't get it.
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    Saw "Mein 11" on a Porsche today, thought that was kinda cutesy but pretty lame.

    Saw "WAS HIS" on a TV show years ago, some bimbo was driving...
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    Saw a blue Ferrari the other day with NBA MVP. Call me a basketball jong but I didn't recognize the guy driving.

    Guess it only counts as really lame if he's not the mvp
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  22. 09-15-2006, 06:43 PM #72
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    seen on hummer H2:

    11MPG

    thanks for announcing it, asshole.
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    On a positive note, I did save some money on car insurance by staying with GEICO..."
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  23. 09-15-2006, 06:53 PM #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Jackamo
    seen on hummer H2:

    11MPG

    thanks for announcing it, asshole.
    I'm pretty sure that guy's my hero! I hope he pours oil down his drain on days he doesn't drive, that would be sweet!
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  24. 09-15-2006, 08:49 PM #74
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridgehippy
    Saw a blue Ferrari the other day with NBA MVP. Call me a basketball jong but I didn't recognize the guy driving.
    Convertible? I've seen the same on the 101.... and don't have a clue either (but the dude driving definitely looked like he could be a pro-baller).
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  25. 09-15-2006, 10:50 PM #75
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    Last week saw a plate on one of these that said BUCK.


    I wished PUSSY WAGON was painted across the tailgate.
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