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Thread: Coffee is good, but only when taken anally. (NSR)

  1. 01-26-2004, 09:02 PM #51
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    Bump, just for craps sake...
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    Originally posted by fridge
    Sounds like a challenge.
    hahhaha, youre on
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  3. 01-26-2004, 10:20 PM #53
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    Starbutts - where 'a shot of esspresso' takes on a hole new meaning.
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  4. 01-26-2004, 11:03 PM #54
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    Originally posted by tonghands
    Wow, just noticed this. One can only hope a scratch and sniff version is not in the works.
    Okay, that's funny.
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  5. 01-26-2004, 11:15 PM #55
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    I wonder if its a new way of steaming the milk before using it.
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  6. 01-27-2004, 02:07 AM #56
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    Originally posted by CaddyDaddy77
    For a more in-depth discussion on colon tubes, please refer to our CD book, The Illustrated Guide to In-Home Colon Cleansing.
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  7. 01-27-2004, 09:01 AM #57
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    Exclamation

    Originally posted by lax
    hahhaha, youre on
    Sorry, dood, but... that's just weird.
    It's idomatic, beatch.
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  8. 01-27-2004, 01:20 PM #58
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    I can't believe I just bothered to read this. Funny as hell.
    Now Macdonalds reportedly uses higher temperatures to extract more flavour from the beans. This has proven profitable for some older woman fiddlining with coffee lids while the cup is between their legs.

    Any lawyers want to speculate on lawsuits involving Macdonalds and enemas? Do they need a disclaimer on the cup? Maybe, 'let cool before injecting'? KQ you're a lawer aren't you? Some may need help with this.
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  9. 01-27-2004, 05:47 PM #59
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    Yeah out of the can...that would tingle....
    No.
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  10. 06-20-2004, 07:04 PM #60
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    Bumping a classic!
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  11. 06-21-2004, 02:59 AM #61
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    Spats, thanks for bumping this out of left field.
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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  12. 06-21-2004, 07:32 AM #62
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    How do you get the cup in there?
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    I heart coffee-related threads. Even if they mention colons.

    And this reminds me...time for another cup of coffee (to be taken orally, ya pervs!)

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  14. 06-28-2004, 02:13 PM #64
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    Brownstar Bucks coming soon to a strip mall near YOU!
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    Thumbs up

    Originally posted by Woodsy
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  16. 06-29-2004, 12:35 PM #66
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    Originally posted by Viva
    I wonder if jamming a handful of espresso beans up your a$$ has the same effect....no, no I don't.
    Only if you pour hot water up there as well.
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  17. 06-29-2004, 12:41 PM #67
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    Originally posted by seldon
    Only if you pour hot water up there as well.
    You'll need a "friend", but here's your solution:
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  18. 07-07-2005, 10:10 PM #68
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    ^ Thread anniversary bump
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  19. 07-08-2005, 01:18 AM #69
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    Spats, you're fuckin' on fire. Nice bump.
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    funny read. this is a repeat. thought it was originally in this thread. I think Dex originally posted it.

    "Ian Belcher took some persuading to go on a colonic irrigation holiday,..."

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/weekend/st...663391,00.html
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  21. 07-08-2005, 06:55 AM #71
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    So when people ask me "What is the difference between the Barking Bear forums and TGR?" - I tell him on barking bear coffee goes in the mouth, on TGR it goes up your anus.
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  22. 07-08-2005, 06:58 AM #72
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    Coffee up the ass is great, especially if you already have cream in your jeans.
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    One thing is guaranteed -
    The coffee enema will perk you up and sit you down.
    Both at the same time.

    But, Dallas - how do you stir it?
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  24. 08-22-2006, 01:03 PM #74
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    Thanks for the bump, Splat.

    My day needed an amusing read.
    Since then it's been a book you read in reverse, so you understand less as the pages turn.

    The things you find on the net.
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  25. 10-30-2006, 12:54 AM #75
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    thanks for the information.
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