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Thread: Lap Dances at 14,000'

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowsprite
    How are you guys going to get a pole up there?

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    They want LAPdances as 14000' not pole dances (at least not the kind of pole you are thinking about).

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowsprite
    How are you guys going to get a pole up there?
    Getting it there will be the easy part. Dancing on it will be the challenge.

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    Oh I get it...Lapp dancing! You guys are kinky...a dood w/ a skirt? Who'da thunk?



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    where'd you get that picture of me!?!? take that off right now, I'm serious!
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    How about it?

    Who's got the time, talent and torpor to help craft a fail safe craigslist ad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinner
    How about it?

    Who's got the time, talent and torpor to help craft a fail safe craigslist ad?
    can there be but one man for the job?
    paging SuPu?
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinner
    MTBSChick's Huron report (nicely done, BTW!) inspired me to pose this question to you fester of fine freaques...

    One of me best friends is marrying this summer and wants his boys to join him for a toast on the summit of a 14'er. Huron Peak is our target the last weekend in July.

    I'm having difficulty with one logistical detail and you are the first ones came to mind. What's the collective intelligence on getting a mountaintop dancer? How do I make it happen? Ever heard of this done before? Any interest in a photo TR? Also, what's another word for "thesaurus?"
    PM me. I might have some info that will help you

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    Paging DAV. Raddam. Zackneed. SuPu. Roo. pHungk. icebrah. and all other rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists!...

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    where are all the white women at?

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    Cowering in terror after reading Pinner's list, I would think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinner
    help craft a fail safe craigslist ad?
    “Get paid to get high on the white stuff”

    I am assuming there’s still some “snow” on top.
    `•.¸¸.•´><((((º>`•.¸¸.•´¯`•.¸.? ??´¯`•...¸><((((º>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinner
    Paging DAV. Raddam. Zackneed. SuPu. Roo. pHungk. icebrah. and all other rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists!...
    nolove for the Episcopal philanthrapist?

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    I'd leave the list off of the craigslist ad.
    It's idomatic, beatch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinner
    Paging DAV. Raddam. Zackneed. SuPu. Roo. pHungk. icebrah. and all other rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists!...
    You forgot Llama f*ckers.
    "boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy

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    ...Pinner's list?

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