
Originally Posted by
freeskisquaw
Will they even open up checked luggage ifwe're just returning from vacation?
Answer: it depends. Odds are they will not do anything, they'll just wave you through, unless you are the one millionth customer and win a free anal probing. Now here's the best solution:
Step 1. Buy a bottle of similary colored booze (vodka, gin, whatever) from the duty free shop in the airport/liquor store/wherever.
Step 2. Dispose of alchol in whatever manner necessary
Step 3. Refill bottle with contraband and PACK IT IN YOUR CARRY-ON. Carry on placement makes the 'Oh I bought it at the duty free store at the last second' story totally plauseable. Open booze in checked baggage = shady
Step 4. Declair your bottle of booze to customs, walk through unhasseled. They are not taste-testers.
On a similar note: this procedure will work for bringing back cuban items such as rum or cigars (pull the labels off the cigars, place in Dominican cigar box, etc.)
I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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