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  1. 05-24-2006, 06:07 PM #1
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    I'd like to propose a toast...

    Quote Originally Posted by College Drinking Toast
    Here's to rape, riot and revolution
    May prostitution flurish and
    Son of a bitch become a household term
    Here's to a good friend and a great guy who'll be tying the knot with a damn fine lady on Friday.

    DJSapp and Snowjob, this is my first of many cheers for the weekend to you.

    PS. For claiming to be a skier, what posessed you to put your wedding on a long weekend during the spring skiing season?
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  2. 05-24-2006, 06:13 PM #2
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    I'll drink to that! Cheers.
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  3. 05-24-2006, 07:02 PM #3
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    Woohoo!!

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  4. 05-24-2006, 07:05 PM #4
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    Congratulations, you two!!! Many happy years to come, for the rest of your lives! Best wishes for a most wonderful marriage.

    So does this mean I can't grab your wife's boobs anymore?

    Seriously - I am so happy for you both.

    OPA OPA!
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    Quote Originally Posted by divegirl

    So does this mean I can't grab your wife's boobs anymore?

    OPA OPA!
    As usual, this thread is useless without pictures...








    Congrats Dude
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  6. 05-28-2006, 05:10 PM #6
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    I am happy to report that DJSapp and the lovely lady are safely off to their honeymoon.

    A very well done wedding with a great bunch of people. Almost brought a tear to my eye when I was standing by DJ's side.

    Best wishes for a long and happy life together (not the first time I've said that).
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  7. 05-28-2006, 06:04 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by comish
    As usual, this thread is useless without pictures...
    Congrats Dude
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    CONGRATS DJ SAPP!!!
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  8. 06-12-2006, 01:58 PM #8
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    Thanks everyone. I'm back from a honeymoon in the carribean and back at the daily grind so I'll be back here on the board. Still putting together a TR from the photos (SFW you sickos)

    And Divegirl, you can touch snowjob's boobs anytime
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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    The worst wedding toast I ever heard………………..

    “Let me tell you something about honor. If you get on her, stay on her. If you can’t cum in her, cum on her”

    No bullshit. The only person that clapped was the bride’s 90 year old grandpa!!!!!

    Congrats DJ!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pow4Brains
    The worst wedding toast I ever heard………………..

    “Let me tell you something about honor. If you get on her, stay on her. If you can’t cum in her, cum on her”

    No bullshit. The only person that clapped was the bride’s 90 year old grandpa!!!!!

    Congrats DJ!
    Did they let you stay at the reception after you made that speech?

    Congrats DJ and SJ!

    Toast for you:

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  11. 06-12-2006, 02:19 PM #11
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    Totally excellent news!
    Your dog just ate an avocado!
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
    Did they let you stay at the reception after you made that speech?
    Just for clarification, I HEARD not GAVE.
    `•.¸¸.•´><((((º>`•.¸¸.•´¯`•.¸.? ??´¯`•...¸><((((º>

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  13. 06-12-2006, 02:54 PM #13
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    Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. DJSapp.
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