Boob Quiz

KQ · 11-20-2002, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by Buster Highmen:
My Dear Ms KQ,

How do you misunderstand the finer points of art and life.

Yes - I understand, just having a fit over the idiot woman

Originally posted by Buster Highmen:

Besides, floater had a lunch time bj. Haaarrrrruummmmmphhhh.

I guess I missed something - care to share with the rest of the class Mr. Highman?

Edit: fixed the quote

[ November 20, 2002: Message edited by: KQ ]

**LAN2249** · 11-20-2002, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by KQ:

Have you ever seen those women who are wearing bras so small they slice the breast in half lengthwise? You've got to wonder if they ever look in the mirror. It's not like they have a push up or demi cup on - it's just a regular full size cup and they spill out of the top. It's the ugliest thing I've ever seen - worse than buldging panty lines.

It's called a "quadra-boob"

**LAN2249** · 11-20-2002, 08:31 PM

Bra fitting is highly overrated because it's a completely subjective activity. Here's why: any of the women that you see in a porno have their titties squished into a demi or push up bra. If they wore the same bra under a t-shirt, they'd have a total quadra-boob.

The key is to have the proper shape and lift while the fabric in between the cups sits flat on the breastbone. The band that goes around the back shouldn't ride up or down.

Now here's my gripe with Victoria's Secret. Their bras generally run extremely small in the cups. This isn't a personal vendetta because I've got a rack, but rather inside information from my old roommate who was a VS "Certified Bra Specialist." LOL. She said that the bras are purposely cut small in the cups so that they sell more D cup bras. In my opinion, VS caters mainly to women who want bigger boobs.

Getting fit for bras is a scary experience. It absolutely depends on the bra fitter herself. Reason being, if you've got some 60 year old woman doing it, she's gonna put you in the Olga padlock. But if it's a highschooler who's just realizing she's in her fornicating peak, you're gonna walk out with your boobs up at your chin.

Anyways ... all food for thought. One last random thought before I go chuck some more:

Did you know it's a bad idea to send your bras and panties through the dryer? It decreases the life of your lingerie and wears out the elastic.

**bruno** · 11-20-2002, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by LAN2249:


Blah, blah, blah ..I've got a rack... Blah, blah, blah.

Just weeding out the irrelevent stuff. Can we see it?

**ZEDASHBIZZLE** · 11-20-2002, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by LAN2249:


Did you know it's a bad idea to send your bras and panties through the dryer? It decreases the life of your lingerie and wears out the elastic.

now i know. everything is becoming clear. i must run home and hand wash panties now......

**truth** · 11-20-2002, 09:02 PM

Originally posted by ZEDASHBIZZLE:


now i know. everything is becoming clear. i must run home and hand wash panties now......

That'ssss hand wash mithter.

**Mustonen** · 11-20-2002, 09:51 PM

so i'm thinkin being a 'bra fitter' is really what i was born to do. how do you get started?

**LAN2249** · 11-20-2002, 10:38 PM

Originally posted by bruno:


Just weeding out the irrelevent stuff. Can we see it?

You guys get by with a little friend in between your legs. Us girls have to lug around two lumps of tissue on our chest for our entire life. Try it and then you'll understand what pain in the ass it is.

**Guerilla Poacher** · 11-21-2002, 02:55 AM

I might point out that we men have 3 lumps of tissue.

1 (Twig) + 2 (Berries) = 3 ("Lumps")

The downside to your "lumps" is that neither of 'em grow when you'd like them to.

**LAN2249** · 11-21-2002, 11:06 AM

Originally posted by Guerilla Poacher:
I might point out that we men have 3 lumps of tissue.

You may technically have 3 lumps of tissue, but the overall mass is generally much smaller. You can just tuck the pork & beans somewhere in between your legs. We can't hide ours anywhere!

**SeasonTicket** · 11-21-2002, 11:15 AM

Hi Lan
Your awake early
http://www.natives.co.uk/news/2002/1...equence_sm.jpg

**snowbath** · 11-21-2002, 11:22 AM

Originally posted by KQ:
I am continually shocked and amazed by women who are stoopid when it comes to understanding how bras are sized. It's your own body for Christ's sake!!

No joke. That's like a mormon saying, "Who's GBH?"

**shera** · 11-21-2002, 11:35 AM

Originally posted by LAN2249:
She said that the bras are purposely cut small in the cups so that they sell more D cup bras. In my opinion, VS caters mainly to women who want bigger boobs.

Now I'm sad.

KQ · 11-21-2002, 12:49 PM

Originally posted by SheRa:


Now I'm sad.

No reason to be sad - there's such a thing as too much of a good thing. True D's will eventually end up at your knees.

I think a little lingerie shopping for my date on Saturday is in order.....

**Juan Valdez** · 11-21-2002, 12:59 PM

Originally posted by KQ:
[QB]

True D's will eventually end up at your knees.

[QB]

Insert joke here........

**LAN2249** · 11-21-2002, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by KQ:


True D's will eventually end up at your knees.

Hey now!!!

KQ · 11-21-2002, 01:14 PM

Originally posted by LAN2249:


Hey now!!!

Well now LAN, you know it's true. No dis - just fact. We all droop a little in our later years, esp. if you have children. All you need to do is go in for a little nip and tuck when you're 45.

Guy's members get longer too.

**LAN2249** · 11-21-2002, 01:20 PM

Originally posted by KQ:
Well now LAN, you know it's true. All you need to do is go in for a little nip and tuck when you're 45.

What a depressing thought! I'd rather just get a good bra to strap 'em up instead of going under the knife! Although it is an appealing thought to have perky boobs at age 50. I guess it's a good thing that my better half has horrible vision. Hopefully he won't even see 'em at age 45! Hahahaha.

KQ · 11-21-2002, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by LAN2249:


What a depressing thought! I'd rather just get a good bra to strap 'em up instead of going under the knife! Although it is an appealing thought to have perky boobs at age 50. I guess it's a good thing that my better half has horrible vision. Hopefully he won't even see 'em at age 45! Hahahaha.

Honestly LAN - what's depressing about it? It would be better for your back and shoulders plus it will make your clothes fit better. At least you go into the surgery in good health - it's not like you're having to have open heart or something.

Have you ever see the grooves that bras can leave in the shoulders of "full figured" women after years of wear? It's not pretty.

Personally I would be more depressed to see my once perky and firm breasts looking sad and saggy but that's just me.

**ZEDASHBIZZLE** · 11-21-2002, 01:38 PM

this is definitely showing the effects of GRAVITY on TETONS. perfect for the TetonGravity forum. good job ladies. keep UP the good work.

**Woodsy** · 11-21-2002, 03:12 PM

yabbos
knockers
melons
saggies
love patties
eyes
Tig ol' bitties
Boobies
Cans
Bags
tits
The Girls
Teats
Mickie & Minnie
Bumpers
Twin Peaks
Norks
wampers
Golden Orbs
Flowers
Bazoomas
Mau Maus
floaters
mounds
Bazookas
Bee-Stings
Baps
udders
Melons
Grapefruits
Headlights
Bumps
Milk Depot
and of course hooters
that is all I have now
but am sure others can add

ooh almost forgot my FAV
"Bodacious TA-TAs!!!"

**Juan Valdez** · 11-21-2002, 03:17 PM

Love Melons
Fun Bags
Her Two Friends
Mountains
Molehills
Those babies
Jubblies
Juggs

edit - almost forgot

Hoo Hoo's

[ November 21, 2002: Message edited by: Juan Valdez ]

**LAN2249** · 11-21-2002, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by KQ:


Honestly LAN - what's depressing about it? It would be better for your back and shoulders plus it will make your clothes fit better. At least you go into the surgery in good health - it's not like you're having to have open heart or something.

Have you ever see the grooves that bras can leave in the shoulders of "full figured" women after years of wear? It's not pretty.

Personally I would be more depressed to see my once perky and firm breasts looking sad and saggy but that's just me.

What's depressing is that we live in a society where people are "blessed" with various traits and figures, but no matter what, there's always a desire to change. I've wanted to get my boobs cut off since the moment they sprouted up in 5th grade! It took me several years to get over the fact that I actually HAD boobs.

Sure I could go in, find a good plastic surgeon, have 'em nipped (no pun intended) and lifted, but they wouldn't be MINE. Not to mention that I wouldn't be able to breastfeed my children, and the scarring/lack of sensation can be horrendous. There's also the risk of infection and death. Make no mistake about it, it's not open heart surgery, but it is a major procedure, not to be taken lightly.

Sure they're gonna sag, but that's just part of life. I guess if I were a porn star or were out on the prowl for a mate, maybe I'd consider having them done, but for now, I know they're fully functional and loved. My $0.02.