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Thread: I just got back from a date with a one armed girl.

  1. 06-27-2006, 10:59 AM #151
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  2. 06-27-2006, 11:00 AM #152
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    "Lick my stump." ???


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  3. 06-27-2006, 11:10 AM #153
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    That's uhh... kinda high on the bizzare scale, no doubt about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick
    My stump, will you lick it?
    That line generally works for me.
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  5. 06-27-2006, 11:31 AM #155
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    Ummm... you don't like Anime sex?



    The Stump-lick request is too funny tho.
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  6. 06-27-2006, 11:44 AM #156
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    One would think a chick with a stump and a webcam must have a way with the ladies and lotsa hits on her website.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick
    My stump, will you lick it?

    no.

    And that was when i left.
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  8. 06-27-2006, 05:20 PM #158
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    Ummm... you don't like Anime sex?



    The Stump-lick request is too funny tho.
    I could have handled that. It was more like this (NSFW) (http://www.hentai-blackjack.com/imag...tentacle14.jpg)
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  9. 06-27-2006, 07:21 PM #159
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick
    I could have handled that. It was more like this (NSFW) (http://www.hentai-blackjack.com/imag...tentacle14.jpg)
    The whole giving head to a tentacle thing aside, it's the pointy, strikingly erect ears that freak me out.
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  10. 06-27-2006, 07:52 PM #160
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    Meh - I don't mind the elves with tails & wings so much, but I'm with you on the tentacle/bondage/rape/bestiality thing. Not my bag.
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    Despite the lack of detail compared to the teaser, the end has pretty much EVERYTHING!! I bet watching the bowling was fun too……….
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    can you still take a shot at her twin sister?
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  13. 06-28-2006, 07:41 AM #163
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno
    can you still take a shot at her twin sister?
    Her family Beer-B-Q would be a bit awkward. WS would see her and think, man, I almost licked that stump....
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    Where did Wickedsick disappear to? Not long after this thread I recall him posting about some sort of medical problem. Bells Palsy, or something like that.

    He hasn't been in the forum since July, according to his profile.

    Anyone ever meet the guy and know what happened to him? Hopefully nothing bad.
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    http://www.bmezine.com/news/steppingback/20050209.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick View Post

    But as far as the girl goes, I was originally after her identical twin sister, twoarms.

    . . .

    This is where it's kinda funny. As an april fools joke, the two switched jobs and name tags, and I did not notice her missing appendage. The stub side was facing away from me, and I was too worried about other things to notice.

    So I asked out the wrong girl.

    When I first saw her my initial thought was that her arm was inside her hooded sweater. When that came off I was quickly proven wrong.
    There's nothing quite like a one armed girl in a tank top. The side boob is amazing.



    After bowling we went to her place because the cab fare was cheaper (she lost, so she had to pay) When we got back she suggested watching some sort of fucked up japanese cartoon porn.

    NEVER WATCH JAPANESE CARTOON PORN.

    Maybe some of you are into that sort of stuff. I am not. It's fucked. Completely FUCKED. It got her all riled up, and me all confused. I can work with confused though.

    To make a long story short it was awkward. There is no other word. I'm used to symmetry, balance, and things in pairs. Looking down and seeing two eyes, a pair of titties, and... one arm? Fuck. You get the picture... Un-schwing.

    First she wanted to record the session on her webcam. I can understand her motivation, but fuck no.

    She exhibited her desperation and I was willing to deliver, until...

    "Lick my arm!"

    what?

    My stump, will you lick it?

    no.

    And that was when i left.
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    I would've licked that shit like a popsicle on a 90 degree day.

    pansy ass.
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  21. 07-02-2009, 08:02 AM #171
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked_sick View Post

    "Lick my arm!"

    what?

    My stump, will you lick it?

    no.

    And that was when i left.
    Pussy. Well, there's always her sister.

    I think this amputee chick is a mag, tho. Porn, webcam footie, stump licking AND sex on the first date? Yup, somebody needs to get this chick a username STAT!!!
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    Stumbled upon this classic thread the other day. Well before my time, I know.

    Then I was waiting in line to order a burrito next to a cute girl. With one arm. Very lickable. (the girl, not the arm so much)

    Bump for coincidences. And amputees.
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  24. 09-25-2011, 04:53 PM #174
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    Ah, yes...should be required reading. Along w/ the pantsuit thread. And more recently, the "Coach" saga. LOL...see, the good times keep on rolling around here! A new generation does not disappoint.

    So tell us, what weird date did YOU have this weekend?

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