Cursing in a foreign language?

[BigKuba]

Just remember:

Scheisse is pronounced Sh-eye-suh, not Shy-zer.

I believe that in God's language, English, it's Shy-zer, spelled "shizer." Just trust me on that, Tipp.

[jonski]

Break out the Turkish:

Pez-ah-renk = c*nt. Only Turkish I can remember from school days...

Bugger.....

Learning to fit in on the South Island, eh? Better than JAFA

I love JAFA, especially as the missus is!

Add to that then, "Git" as an anglo-antipodean favourite....

And the Alf Stewart semi curse: Flamin' Galaa!

[Alek]

See if you can even guess the language of this one: jebenti boga.

[MidwayJ]

Essen mein schwanz.

Essen mein aschlo.

Essen mein scheisse.

In that order please.

Edit- I don't think any of these count as real German (whatever that is) but my friend and I made them up over a few too many beers in St Anton, and when translated literally into english, they're quite funny.

Here's one you probably won't get busted for on the snow- ever. U-fa (Oo-Fa) Samoan for "fuck you" I believe. There just aren't that many Soles on the slopes. If you do get busted though, you'd better ski really, really fast or put your mouthpiece in. On second thought, a mouthpiece probably won't even help you against a big Samoan. (I'm sure SuPu will back me up on this one)

[horizon]

See if you can even guess the language of this one: jebenti boga.

Serb? Croat? something in the area?

[INDY GS]

See if you can even guess the language of this one: jebenti boga.

I've never heard the phrase, but it's serbo-croation. Do you even know what it means? Quite literally..."Fuck God!"

Jebika i dupe!