Serious Canada Question...

**rideit** · 02-07-2006, 06:19 PM

would you give up a week of pow at a heli lodge in order to hit this for a week instead? Uggh, choices...

**Art Shirk** · 02-07-2006, 06:22 PM

chicks are cheap, heli pow is expensive

**KillingCokes** · 02-07-2006, 06:24 PM

Bring her along and tie her to the bed while your out in the pow. Then hit her when you get back from the hill.

Repeat as needed

She's a good religious girl she'll understand you're on a mission and give you missionary as well

**Daywalker** · 02-07-2006, 06:29 PM

Is it blasphemy to say I'd take Shania?

Nah.

**Dr. Gaper** · 02-07-2006, 06:33 PM

I'd eat a mile of her shit just to watch it come out.

**whatcomridaz** · 02-07-2006, 06:33 PM

thats not even a decision. Helitime period. Ass is ubiquitous every girls got one. but not everybody has a chance to heli.

Besides she'll be there when you get back and you aren't going to remember in a year whether you tagged it 30 or 40 times. But you will remember your heli trip and some of the lines

**Cyber Cop** · 02-07-2006, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by whatcomridaz

...you aren't going to remember in a year whether you tagged it 30 or 40 times. But you will remember your heli trip and some of the lines

Virgin

**Art Shirk** · 02-07-2006, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by Dr. Gaper

I'd eat a mile of her shit just to watch it come out.

That is fucked, dude.

no need for further BL quotes

**whatcomridaz** · 02-07-2006, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by Cyber Cop

Virgin

Lemme guess your wife cheated on you or you're unhappily married, trapped by an indecision that forced you to pursue janatorial training. Sucks maybe you should man up and do something about it. Life's too short to be that bitter

**Mex** · 02-07-2006, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by whatcomridaz

thats not even a decision. Helitime period. Ass is ubiquitous every girls got one. but not everybody has a chance to heli.

Besides she'll be there when you get back and you aren't going to remember in a year whether you tagged it 30 or 40 times. But you will remember your heli trip and some of the lines

I'd have to agree, and I'm Canadian. (my girlfriend is surprised when I give her the same answer when it's between her and a full day tour) I've actually been to Shania's hometown too. If only the billboard sign outside of Timmins had that photo on it. That would be sweet.

**PaSucks** · 02-07-2006, 08:03 PM

Just print out that picture and take it with you. You'll be glad you did once you jerk it in your hotel room after a long day of bottomless pow.

**FogHorn** · 02-07-2006, 08:28 PM

Shania > Untracked
Untracked > Shania =
Take Shania into the untracked

**stomp** · 02-07-2006, 09:17 PM

no matter how hot a girl is, some guy, somewhere, is sick of her shit.

the same cannot be said of powder snow.

BLOODSWEATSTEEL · 02-07-2006, 09:34 PM

Anybody can ski powder. How many guys do you know that've bagged Shania?

**Dugar_92** · 02-07-2006, 09:37 PM

No, no I would not. Sex with a hot chick would last for the week, heli skiing memories, life tiime. Word.

**whatcomridaz** · 02-07-2006, 09:43 PM

I've got an old roomate who layed hardwood

flooring in her new home. He says while shes definetly a solid 8 in pictures without airbrushing and makeup shes a 5 or 6. But still its nice to have a famous bird on your ass resume

**rideit** · 02-07-2006, 10:31 PM

Originally Posted by Dugar_92

No, no I would not. Sex with a hot chick would last for the week, heli skiing memories, life tiime. Word.

Well, for perspective....I *May* have a few hundred (4-500?) powder days under my belt at a young 39....but I don't tend to review them whilst searching for 'material' in the old memory hard drive....I would think I would have some fond memories of tagging some fine ass, too. Actually, I already do...ah, yes, Telluride BC, 96...good times.....

**whatcomridaz** · 02-07-2006, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by rideit

Well, for perspective....I *May* have a few hundred (4-500?) powder days under my belt at a young 39....but I don't tend to review them whilst searching for 'material' in the old memory hard drive....I would think I would have some fond memories of tagging some fine ass, too. Actually, I already do...ah, yes, Telluride BC, 96...good times.....

If its been nine years since you got some fine ass then forget about the heliskiing and go get your knob polished.

**rideit** · 02-07-2006, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by whatcomridaz

If its been nine years since you got some fine ass then forget about the heliskiing and go get your knob polished.

I am married to some fine ass, but hey, as long as we are collectively fantasizing about Heli-skiing, and tasting canadian goodies, well then, what the hey. now Shakira, that is another beach content thread!!!:

**DownhillRider** · 02-07-2006, 10:47 PM

Heli skiing, but it'd be better if I could do both?

**Max Gosey** · 02-07-2006, 10:51 PM

Ah, Shakira. That is a hot little tortilla!

Pow. Definitely. I don't think Shania is overwhemingly quit-your-job-to-hit-it-from-behind-in-a-J-collar hot... But that's just me.

But I'd give this different consideration.

Whenever. Wherever. As she says...

**rideit** · 02-07-2006, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by Max Gosey

Ah, Shakira. That is a hot little tortilla!

Pow. Definitely. I don't think Shania is overwhemingly quit-your-job-to-hit-it-from-behind-in-a-J-collar hot... But that's just me.

But I'd give this different consideration.

Whenever. Wherever. As she says...

Buenasa...Pero, Shakira no esta una tortilla...ella esta colombiana...YUM. Yo Puedo comer la ceviche y concha, todos ahoras...yum.