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  1. 02-03-2006, 05:13 PM #1
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    I pissed on the side of the PA Turnpike today at 4:45...

    or why I might have a drinking problem...

    1. Not skiing sucks!

    2. Skin cancer sucks, especially when it results in #1.

    3. Getting drunk with partners is pretty fun, but still would rather ski powder this year at least once!

    I'm not drunk, just buzzed from free beer, though my piss on the side of 76 aka Schukyll Expressway today at 4:30 might have convinced everyone otherwise.
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  2. 02-03-2006, 05:41 PM #2
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    Nice work, I guess!!! Good ramblings Sounds like you're in a bad place, I got a car, a sled and time for ya. Make a ticket and come on out. Positive vibes headed your way dude!!!
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  3. 02-03-2006, 06:22 PM #3
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    from what i can recall you can seriously damage you suspension on pa turnpike.
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  4. 02-03-2006, 11:37 PM #4
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    Especially when you can't dodge the potholes because you're too busy staring at the guy pissing on the side of the road.
    I think that the human mind is unique among all other forms of life in that it can spontaneously create unique thoughts and provide unique behaviors. Instead of rewarding that uniqueness we, for some reason probably because of cultural and social necessity, we chastise unique behavior and reward conformity.
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  5. 02-04-2006, 03:10 PM #5
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    But if you gotta get downtown real quick
    The only way to go is I-76
    Unless of course you want to take scenic view
    Then East or West River Drive is right for you
    But if you ain't got any time to lose
    Put the pedal to the metal for that voyage cruise
    So get on down to I-76
    Look to the side and see
    a guy takin' a piss!

    courtesy o G. Love. Modified of course.
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  6. 02-05-2006, 01:38 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by scoober
    But if you gotta get downtown real quick
    The only way to go is I-76
    Uh, yeah . They don't call it the Slowkill for nuthin'.
    "There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
    Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)
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