Caption Contest

**truth** · 12-29-2003, 02:03 PM

http://biglines.com/photos/blpic16442.jpg

Thank YOU, TrueIce, Inc.!

**CaddyDaddy77** · 12-29-2003, 02:06 PM

It's dumping up here, but my damn boots hurt, someone help yo!

**hev** · 12-29-2003, 02:18 PM

west-siiiyed!

**rip** · 12-29-2003, 02:43 PM

"Hey dumbfuck, why the hell are you in Michigan on your winter break?"

**irul&ublo** · 12-29-2003, 03:38 PM

Originally posted by truth
http://biglines.com/photos/blpic16442.jpg

So I say to the bartender, "whatta you mean I can't buy a drink unless I'm a member..."

**Red Baron** · 12-29-2003, 04:11 PM

"If you think I look like crap on The Weather Channel, you should see me on skis..."

(hey, nothing like some self-deprecicating humor....)

**Xover** · 12-29-2003, 04:13 PM

... will any of this make it on FOX tonight??

I am going to contact Jody Salend and we're gonna have sum fun wit dis!!

**Xover** · 12-29-2003, 04:15 PM

.. oh ya, my contribution

Hey, Yo, you got sum bling, bling

Phunk's contribution: we don't get snow like this in Texas

PoHo's contribution: you wanna come rub my butt??

**Xover** · 12-29-2003, 04:16 PM

RB,

Payback's a biaaaaaaaaatch ain't it??

BTW, got another one:

you seen snoopy?

**Red Baron** · 12-29-2003, 04:49 PM

Payback? For what? You missing out on all the snow?

Or are you still bitter about missing climbing with Ulmer up in the Uintas?

Or is this about me not leading that 5.9???

Jodi's off for a while, I'm filling in all week, so she won't see it.

I was actually on the Weather Channel all morning on Friday, thats when that frame grab is from. They woke me up from a deep sleep at 3:45am Friday and it went from there...kind of a fun gig, I hope to do more of it.

Funny, 'cause it looks like I'm in Provo there, but I'm really at the mouth of Millcreek Canyon, at 3800 South and Wasatch. The Provo banner is from the rotating temperature bug on the Weather Channel....

**The Jackamo** · 12-29-2003, 05:02 PM

"so whadda think of the hat and the jacket? they go great with my eyes, huh?"

**Crinkle** · 12-29-2003, 05:04 PM

"here i am in oootah, as you can see Iceman is out of town"

**Plakespear** · 12-29-2003, 09:47 PM

Indie-film geek contribution
http://www.cincinnati.com/freetime/m.../img/steve.jpg

So this guy's tryin' to be all Steve. I mean, he even changed his name to Steve to try and be more Steve. But he was such a Stu. I mean, he was such a Stu that TV station he worked for was called K-Stu. So, you wanna have sex now?

**splat** · 12-29-2003, 09:58 PM

truth,

you gotta just do it, mang. pack the shit in the car, sell the house, drop the ball, and go utard, dude. it's like you're there, but you're not. it's like a booger, but it's snot. it's like you're there in absentia, but it's causing you dementia. go west, young mang.

**truth** · 12-29-2003, 11:03 PM

Originally posted by splat
truth,

you gotta just do it, mang. pack the shit in the car, sell the house, drop the ball, and go utard, dude. it's like you're there, but you're not. it's like a booger, but it's snot. it's like you're there in absentia, but it's causing you dementia. go west, young mang.

I wish it were that simple brother. I have commitments, obligations, promises and a woman I am falling madly in love with here in Chitown. SLC is always just a few mouse clicks and a credit card away. For now that is enough as I am finally finding peace and joy in the life I have created and I thank the maggot realm for much of that.

Blurred Elevens · 12-29-2003, 11:08 PM

"So I was banging this chick with my thumb, right? She got pissed when I shoved in my index finger and she threw me out. FOX happened to be at her front door when I hit the snowbank next to the garage...what are you going to do? I went public....damn skank!"

**CaddyDaddy77** · 12-29-2003, 11:10 PM

Bump for Plakespear's totally random reference to a great movie, I love that flick!

BTW Hell of a job making NM look so much more than it really is.

**truth** · 12-29-2003, 11:10 PM

Originally posted by Blurred Elevens
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**fiddler** · 12-29-2003, 11:11 PM

Originally posted by truth
http://biglines.com/photos/blpic16442.jpg

Thank YOU, TrueIce, Inc.!

"Looky there, right above my right hand, are those snowflakes?
POWDER!!"

Blurred Elevens · 12-29-2003, 11:35 PM

Originally posted by truth
I'm a fucking moron that posts over a billion times a day, thus proving I have no life

Quoting that I'm on ignore went out with Parachute pants you queer-loving sausage-jockey.

I'll be waiting on your thread about how you caught your bitch getting banged by 3 crackheads next week.......

**Pinner** · 12-29-2003, 11:43 PM

Baron: You mean, let me understand this ... cuz I ... maybe its me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

Minions: I don't know just ... you know how you tell the weather. What?

Baron: No, no I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. (yelling now) How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny?

**CaddyDaddy77** · 12-29-2003, 11:50 PM

Originally posted by Pinner
Baron: You mean, let me understand this ... cuz I ... maybe its me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

Minions: I don't know just ... you know how you tell the weather. What?

Baron: No, no I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. (yelling now) How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny?

LOL!!

"You got me there, that was a good one, you really had me going there"