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    I like Unitarianism more than I like any other religion, I even got married by a Unitarian Minister. We ocasiaonally take the kids to a service just so they can see what it's like and so they have something to say when other kids ask them what church they go to.

    The official motto of the Unitarians: "Whatever."

    Really, the only problem with Unitarians is that they are too nice. Whenever it gets around to the singing I always think of the Whos down in Whoville singing around the Christmas tree even after the Grinch took all their toys.

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    geez. . . that's actually really freaking accurate.
    scroll to "Buy DVD", very bottom of page http://bhandf.com/bhandf%202008/longform.htm I do not work for Bill, just dig his work.

    Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. (It) is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. . .There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so. . .people won't feel insecure around you. . . -Williamson

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    The LSD Diaries.......so hot right now.

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    durkah durkah jihad

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    First link surprisingly still works. Thanks sfgate for having a working box fan.
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    People of the United States! We are Unitarian Jihad! We can strike without warning. Pockets of reasonableness and harmony will appear as if from nowhere! Nice people will run the government again! There will be coffee and cookies in the Gandhi Room after the revolution. Awesome stuff there!
    Last edited by sillybunt2; 03-25-2025 at 05:52 PM. Reason: stupid font

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    It's a shame the jihad failed.

    Sent from my SM-S901U using Tapatalk

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    I attended a Unitarian wedding service when I was in college.
    The ending line:

    "Be sensuous to one another, and make love often."

    Good service.

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    Mom went UU late in life. Lesbian pastor, very nice messaging. On the bulletin board in the common room: "Design your own religion here". I thought PERFECT!

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