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  1. #76
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    My name is Dave and because of my actions, God just killed another kitten..







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    My name is eldereldo and I am older than eldo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tectonically_Neglected
    Also I have no idea what "hirsute" means.
    Find an online dictionary such as http://dictionary.reference.com/
    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".

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    Wink

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
    My name is Mrs Roo and I am a hirsute woman.
    Wanna trade pics?

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    My name isn't Johnny and I do get more charming and witty with alcohol consumption ... to point ... after that point I become a drunken know it all bastard.
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    My name is yentna, 'cause I'm from the yentna. (If you know what/where that is, sweet!). I can sew. But don't tell anyone.
    This touchy-feely Kumbaya shit has got to go.

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    My name isn't, surprisingly, Cornholio.

    I have two confessions: 1) I just googled "Yentna." (But I know about 149 other maggots did too.)

    2) I was once a certified technician on several models of industrial longarm sewing machines.
    It's idomatic, beatch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by truth
    Wanna trade pics?
    Apparently there are whole websites dedicated to those who admire hirsute women. You must be one of them.
    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".

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    I am Shepherd Wong and once when I was a little baby I went camping with a friend at Lake Powell and we had to take dumps in the trees. I didn't want to do that so I said I was going for a swim and took a crap in the lake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
    Apparently there are whole websites dedicated to those who admire hirsute women. You must be one of them.
    I think he's just angling after a trade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    I think he's just angling after a trade.
    Drats! Foiled again.

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    My name is tonghands and I once stole a warm can of Hamm's light from a dog. [/true story!]

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    Are you reformed hirsute? Can I get some tips?
    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".

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    My name is XtrPickels and I like to go here ( http://postsecret.blogspot.com/ ) to read other peoples confessions

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    Quote Originally Posted by XtrPickels
    My name is XtrPickels and I like to go here ( http://postsecret.blogspot.com/ ) to read other peoples confessions
    Whoa-


    I like living where the Ogdens are high enough so that I'm not everyone's worst problem.- YetiMan

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    I farted.
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    I once had two naked chicks in my bed, but fell asleep.

    peace,
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    My name is bigsugar, and I am actually a giant piece of candy. Butterscotch candy.
    Looking California, feeling Minnesota.

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    My name is still Buster Highmen, but now I'm still a romantic idiot. Let's eschew the Etruscan cookware fetishes, huh?
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    My name is Warren Miller, and you all made me rich!
    Thanks for making me rich!

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    Image now attached.
    Last edited by spanky; 10-28-2005 at 01:21 PM. Reason: I suck at the interweb
    Because rich has nothing to do with money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
    Find an online dictionary such as http://dictionary.reference.com/
    Thanks for spoiling my mental image...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tectonically_Neglected
    Thanks for spoiling my mental image...
    Ha!

    Question is : Is it better or worse than being Pantsuit?

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    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?

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    i gave my dog a cup-fart and she liked it
    Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. -Helen Keller

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    while straight, I seem to have a knack for ending up in gay neighborhoods...within the last year and on seperate occassions I have been offered two blow jobs and a rim job on the street . I only turned down one of the blow jobs.

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