Expose the previous poster's deepest hidden secret...

**Skirotica** · 07-19-2011, 10:13 AM

jm2e's name is also the launch code for his army of attack squirrels to retake over Cottonwood Avenue from the feline horde.

**splat** · 07-19-2011, 07:08 PM

Skirotica will publish a book this year of nude olympic and freeride hotties hucking their meat.

**The Duke of Hurl** · 07-19-2011, 09:03 PM

Splat=Skiing Patches Lately Around Tahoe (in jeans).

**powtario** · 07-19-2011, 09:44 PM

The Duke is actually a Dutchess.

**DasBlunt** · 08-02-2011, 12:29 AM

Powtario is actually many more than just 2 different alias'. Besides being a porn fluffer/coke dealer, he is the largest underground bookie for midget wrestling in Mexico.

**Rasputin** · 08-02-2011, 12:59 AM

Das Blunt is actually George W. Bush trying to be one of the cool kids.

**DeathVan** · 08-02-2011, 01:02 AM

Rasputin is currently wearing control-top pantyhose

**Crampedon** · 08-02-2011, 01:33 AM

THis is a strange thread, No offense DV...

I tried to buy a blow-job from Deathvans mom in the parking lot of the titty bar she works in, she gave me this hard-luck story about her Kid eating surplus cheese , living in a van, down by the river, but she did not have change for a twenty.....?

**DeathVan** · 08-02-2011, 02:10 AM

I just found out Crampedon's my Dad

Papa?

**Crampedon** · 08-03-2011, 01:42 AM

Ok Ok DV, next time I will bring a bunch of friends to the bar, your uncle Splat for sure, so your mom can make some cash for your knee operation.

See you at Christmas, be good.

**The Duke of Hurl** · 08-04-2011, 02:55 PM

Deathvan and Crampedon need to get a room.

**Crampedon** · 08-04-2011, 03:03 PM

We're a close family, but not that close...

**Dhelihiker** · 08-07-2011, 10:34 AM

Crampedon lives in his car in a strip club parking lot. He has customized his back seat into a glory hole, consequently he saved up $20 by living on strange mens semen.

**Alexander1310** · 08-07-2011, 11:08 AM

Dhelihiker has direct knowledge of Crampedon's livelihood because he was the source of $12.76 of the $20 Crampedon saved. And he's secretly travelling abroad as a sex slave to Hilary Clinton.

**iscariot** · 08-07-2011, 11:57 AM

Alexander1310 is actually Rick James' bitch.

**OSECS** · 08-07-2011, 12:23 PM

While outwardly loving the notion that America may be on the verge of failure (schadenfreud 101) secretly prays it does not so that American economic refugees don't start immigrating to his beloved utopian society Kanuckistan

That or he hopes nobody stumbles onto his secret stash of ladies lingerie (In that secret place in the closet) he parades around in while watching footage of Royal Mounty boxing day parades from the last 50 years. Those guys are soooooo butch.

**Slaag Master** · 09-11-2013, 09:22 PM

works for the cia!!!!!!

for years i have told younguns that i have habots older than they are!!!!! now we can telll them we got threads older than their mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!