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    Mrs Roo has a beard like Abe Lincoln
    Decisions Decisions

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    Brock Landers is the luvchild of advice guru Ann Landers
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    Nohills makes crop circles in the cornfield and claims the aliens that abducted her did it.
    "There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
    Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)

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    Plakespear once had an affair with Ann Coulter.
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    El Chupacabra only knows this because he double-teamed her with me a few times.
    "There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
    Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)

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    plakespear still measures his success in the number of falls he takes on blue runs. 3 a day = a good day
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    Irbis loves tulips in an unwholesome way.

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    Tippster's actually posting from the office of the vice president.
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tye 1on View Post
    Tippster's actually posting from the office of the vice president.
    Tye1on is "servicing" the VP under Cheney's desk right now, while Tippster is standing by with a handful of kleenex.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    El Chup is daydreaming about his last vegas hooker while he types useless shit.
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

    Patterson Hood of the DBT's

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    Tye 1on likes the strap on.

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    72twenty has his penis in a gutted trout right now.
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    ...And the greatest ice must crumble when it's flower's time to grow.

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    mushmouth drank the goo from 72's gutted trout
    "If you ain't gonna get it on, take your dead-ass home." - Bootsy Collins

    "They are still the same psycho fucktard sociopathic losers they've always been. Best o' luck with that, guys." - Splat

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    tchpdk ate the guts AND the penis
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    Telemike farted, but it wasn't fresh.

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    72Twenty smelled my fart
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    I don't know telemike, but I think he may have access to a computer.
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    Grrrr's real name, or the name he uses for his gynecology practice, is Gr. Grrr Grrrrr
    ...And the greatest ice must crumble when it's flower's time to grow.

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    mushmouth is a gynocologist who only services hefty women. He turns away all the hot chicks

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    blurreds_left_nut enjoys windows vista

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    P McPoser masturbates to gay porn on the internet

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    disarray still breastfeeds
    whoever said laughter is the best medicine never had Gonorrhea.

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    thephatkid is neither fat, nor a kid, nor, in fact, a human being. He is a typical specimen of a rare breed of fern, noted for its intelligence and internet savvy.

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    the s stands for supercalifragalisticexpialydocious
    whoever said laughter is the best medicine never had Gonorrhea.

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    thephatkid gets off to tubgirl

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