Things to not touch after touching jalapenos

**Pinner** · 10-04-2005, 03:18 PM

Your Johnson.

Holy heat down low!

**atomicboy** · 10-04-2005, 03:25 PM

What ever you do don't touch your eyes. I made the mistake once and thought I was blind forever.

**Oarhead** · 10-04-2005, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by atomicboy

What ever you do don't touch your eyes. I made the mistake once and thought I was blind forever.

FOREVER?!?!?! SHit that has got to suck.

I had a friend make his own hot sauce for wings one time. I stress the one time. He thoughtlessly rubbed his face. I think about a liter of snot came out of his nose and his eyes swelled shut. I just about wet myself.

**Buster Highmen** · 10-04-2005, 03:49 PM

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**iceman** · 10-04-2005, 03:55 PM

Unfortunately I learned about the no eyes-or-johnson-touching on the same day, within about ten minutes of each other.

And in my case it was Habaneros.

I will NEVER make that mistake again.

**aspenskibum** · 10-04-2005, 04:32 PM

this happened to me once, like the idiot i am i rubbed my eyes while cooking with jalepenos, and like the even bigger idiot i sometimes act like, i thought flushing them out with cold water was a good idea. that just spread the pain. Took me 20 minutes to realize what i needed to do was pour a gallon of milk all over my face. That does the trick nicely actually.

**EPSkis** · 10-04-2005, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by aspenskibum

this happened to me once, like the idiot i am i rubbed my eyes while cooking with jalepenos, and like the even bigger idiot i sometimes act like, i thought flushing them out with cold water was a good idea. that just spread the pain. Took me 20 minutes to realize what i needed to do was pour a gallon of milk all over my face. That does the trick nicely actually.

Paging the Whelk....Angry whelk to the front desk, please.

**DJSapp** · 10-04-2005, 06:00 PM

Don't touch your girl down there either. I landed my ass in the doghouse once for that. She still lets me hear about it every single time I break a pepper out.

**trainnvain** · 10-04-2005, 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

Unfortunately I learned about the no eyes-or-johnson-touching on the same day, within about ten minutes of each other.

Mother always warned that would make you go blind!

**Core Shot** · 10-04-2005, 07:21 PM

Yep.
Many years ago.
Scotch Bonnet peppers for the Jerk Sauce.

Totally forgot about it many handwashings and 6 hours later until my girlfriends bean started to tingle. then burn. oops.

Surgical gloves with hot peppers is the only safe way to go.

**Telenater** · 10-04-2005, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by DJSapp

Don't touch your girl down there either. I landed my ass in the doghouse once for that. She still lets me hear about it every single time I break a pepper out.

Really...... I can only imagine the reaction that provoked.

**Tectonically_Neglected** · 10-05-2005, 12:48 AM

Ever had a flapper bouldering/ climbing?

Learned the hard way, that you don't want hotsauce in your flapper...

**snow_slider** · 10-05-2005, 07:40 AM

Originally Posted by iceman

Unfortunately I learned about the no eyes-or-johnson-touching on the same day, within about ten minutes of each other.

And in my case it was Habaneros.

I will NEVER make that mistake again.

Admit it, you were trying to skull fuck yourself and that's how it got on your johnson AND in your eyes.....

**wicked_sick** · 10-05-2005, 08:58 AM

a firsthand account:

http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?fun...hread_id=52748

**Meconium** · 10-05-2005, 11:06 AM

Try walking through poison ivy, tying your shoe and then pissing. Wait a day.

**iceman** · 10-05-2005, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by snow_slider

Admit it, you were trying to skull fuck yourself and that's how it got on your johnson AND in your eyes.....

Dang, you got me.

**Mrs Roo** · 10-06-2005, 06:52 AM

Oh dear. Picking chillies in Mauritius (they were only little ones). Not only did my eyes burn after I rubbed them but my hands burned for hours after. They may have been small but DAMN they were potent.

**Tectonically_Neglected** · 10-06-2005, 08:01 AM

Originally Posted by Mrs Roo

Oh dear. Picking chillies in Mauritius (they were only little ones). Not only did my eyes burn after I rubbed them but my hands burned for hours after. They may have been small but DAMN they were potent.

Is there a comparison to Mr Roo here?

**bagtagley** · 10-06-2005, 09:17 AM

Years of hot wing consumption has taught me that you always have a clean hand. Eat wings with the right hand, drink beer/pee/pleasure the ole lady with the left.

We used to try to kill ourselves with homemade hot wings (habaneros, Dave's Insanity sauce, major sauce reduction) yet it never ceased to amaze me how long the oils could linger on your hands. I've felt the touch burn the following day on a number of occasions...even post shower.

**Bandogge** · 10-06-2005, 09:54 AM

I like hot burns but...

I tried "The Source" a couple of weeks ago... 7.1 Million Scoville units...

A dab on a toothpick resulted in me literally running from room to room, trying to escape the pain... Milk, bread, ice cream, coffee cream, ice... Nothing doing.

One of the other idiots who tried it accidentally smeared his lip with a smeared toothpick and, I shit you not, developed a blister from it.

Bottom line... If you ever seen someone pull one of these out...

My best advise would be to issue much respect for the wee bottle.

**snow_slider** · 10-06-2005, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by bagtagley

We used to try to kill ourselves with homemade hot wings (habaneros, Dave's Insanity sauce, major sauce reduction) yet it never ceased to amaze me how long the oils could linger on your hands. I've felt the touch burn the following day on a number of occasions...even post shower.

Just spray some pepper spray on the wings. That should do the trick.

**jump** · 10-06-2005, 02:52 PM

Yeah taking out contacts after eating wings, even with washing hands twice is brutal.

**LaramieSkiBum** · 10-06-2005, 05:10 PM

Used to use Icy Hot during soccer season alot for pranks.

Icy Hot + Balls = major pain.

**irul&ublo** · 10-06-2005, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by Pinner

Things to not touch after touching jalapenos

Your Johnson.

Holy heat down low!

Pinner...

I don't want you touching my johnson, whether or not you've been handling jalapenos.

**Shredgar** · 10-07-2005, 01:04 AM

Good thread.

Used to cook at the Barking Frog in Park City. SW cuisine, lots of fun recipes (cilantro pesto & homemade sweet potato chips anyone?) & spicy peppers.

Learned the hard way to wash my hands before visiting the bathroom.

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