just want to rub one out but I need to save it for later
anyone got any tricks so I can keep from doing it?
didn't get to go skiing yesterday which sucked I was too busy hanging christmas decorations at someones new house yesterday so now I got all this pent up frustrations
my partner was out of town for a couple days for work and will be back tonight
I always like blasting a big nut that first night back so I can feel like johnny sledge
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12-20-2024, 07:52 AM #1
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Any One Else Trying NOT to Jerk off This Morning?
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12-20-2024, 08:00 AM #2
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Never waste a stiffie. You're too old not to know this.
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12-20-2024, 08:22 AM #3
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Fred.
You’re fast
Git er doneKill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
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12-20-2024, 08:28 AM #4
I got a hair on my tongue
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Just think about Mtngirl
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12-20-2024, 08:31 AM #5
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Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
Cletus: Duly noted.
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12-20-2024, 08:55 AM #6
On to a five-year plan
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Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch. I want to. That's not why I do it. I do it 'cause I fucking *need* to. Think about it.
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12-20-2024, 12:26 PM #7
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Just spit on his back, he won’t know the difference
Originally Posted by fastfred;[emoji[emoji6[emoji640
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Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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12-20-2024, 12:30 PM #8
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HA!! Originally Posted by irul&ublo;[emoji[emoji6[emoji640
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12-20-2024, 12:31 PM #9
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... Originally Posted by Mazderati
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12-20-2024, 12:51 PM #10
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The true sign of aging in men: when you're young you jerk off before sex to increase your performance. When you're old you refrain from jerking off before sex. Only so much in the tank.
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12-20-2024, 05:07 PM #11
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12-20-2024, 05:17 PM #12
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Ding ding ding Originally Posted by The AD
The true sign of aging in men: when you're young you jerk off before sex to increase your performance. When you're old you refrain from jerking off before sex. Only so much in the tank.
We have a winner nailed it
40 miles on the bike today
Gonna ask for road head on the way up I 70 tonight
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12-20-2024, 05:40 PM #13
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Now I have a disturbing mental image of some old guy wearing an oxygen mask getting his wrinkly knob polished. Originally Posted by fastfred
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12-20-2024, 05:44 PM #14
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Well KQ….are you? Originally Posted by KQ;[emoji[emoji6[emoji640
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Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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12-20-2024, 05:45 PM #15
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Why do you hate Dodger fans? Originally Posted by riser4
Sent from my iPhone using TGR ForumsQuando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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12-20-2024, 08:25 PM #16
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you got somthin' agin shiney knobs? Originally Posted by riser4
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12-20-2024, 11:00 PM #17
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Originally Posted by fastfred
swing your fucking sword.
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12-21-2024, 08:19 AM #18
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Stop looking in the mirror Originally Posted by riser4
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12-21-2024, 08:27 AM #19
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Two things. I don't wear an oxygen mask. And I'm nowhere near flexible enough to suck my own dick. Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn
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12-21-2024, 01:52 PM #20
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I think losing the ability to reach our genitalia with our mouths is why we had to evolve civilization. And now we have bills and shit.
No longer stuck.
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12-21-2024, 04:27 PM #21
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Shrinkage Originally Posted by riser4
Sent from my iPhone using TGR ForumsQuando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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12-21-2024, 04:30 PM #22
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Maybe lose some weight, a CPAP looks like an oxygen mask, I’m sure you can understand my confusion Originally Posted by riser[emoji640
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12-21-2024, 05:06 PM #23
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So, it's not snowing much in CO either, huh?
No longer stuck.
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