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  1. 09-18-2024, 02:39 PM #1
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    Had a Jury Come Back Today….

    Verdict form had 10 questions. If you answer yes go on to the next. If you answer no (which is what I want) it’s done.

    Answer to question 1…no.

    I’m having a cocktail.


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    I was sure this thread was going to be about rontele and buttplugs, since those seem to be your usual fetish.
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    And, yet, you viewed it.


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    A jury came on your back?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    A jury came on your back?
    I bet your response to Rorschach tests is in a bunch of psych papers


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Verdict form had 10 questions. If you answer yes go on to the next. If you answer no (which is what I want) it’s done.

    Answer to question 1…no.

    I’m having a cocktail.


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    I thought this was gonna be a thread where they kept answering all the rest of the questions, in a contradictory manner.

    Congrats and enjoy that beverage!
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    I bet your response to Rorschach tests is in a bunch of psych papers


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    That one looks like Irul’s back on a Saturday night

    So does that one

    So does that one
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Verdict form had 10 questions. If you answer yes go on to the next. If you answer no (which is what I want) it’s done.

    Answer to question 1…no.

    I’m having a cocktail.


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    Repping the defendant - celebration drink

    Repping the plaintiff - drowning sorrows.

    So?
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    Reading comprehension. He won.

    Congrats irul.
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    What were you acquitted of? Anything interesting?
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    I thought this was gonna be a thread where they kept answering all the rest of the questions, in a contradictory manner.

    Congrats and enjoy that beverage!
    I’ve had that happen


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    Quote Originally Posted by Peruvian View Post
    Repping the defendant - celebration drink

    Repping the plaintiff - drowning sorrows.

    So?
    The def


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    Quote Originally Posted by Flounder View Post
    What were you acquitted of? Anything interesting?
    Ask your mom


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    The crappy part is the complete lack of respect for juries time.

    200 people show up so that guilty peoples lawyer's can show up and plea bargain their clients at the 11th hour negating the need for a jury only for everybody to go home after 3 hours of doing nothing.

    They should make the deadline for cutting a deal the night before trial.

    The needs of the many innocent unpaid outweigh the needs of one guilty dirt bag and their lawyer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    That one looks like Irul’s back on a Saturday night

    So does that one
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    That looks more like Jimmy Carter’s Cleveland Steamer


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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    Reading comprehension. He won.

    Congrats irul.
    Read OP again
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    Me and the Mrs both got jury summons within a week of each other

    I want to dress up as Beavis when I go in. All my responses will be FIRE, FIRE, FIRE
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    That looks more like Jimmy Carter’s Cleveland Steamer


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    I got summoned for jury duty, i told them i had the same week booked at Burnie hut and they said Ok no problem you are exused
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    Had a Jury Come Back Today….

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