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    FS: haunted dynastar mfeee 99 179.

    They are haunted. First hit a tree, now have a sprained knee different incidents. These skis are trying to hurt me.

    Shop will give me 275 credit. Offers? Not recommend for a full size male mag, just short enough to be unpredictable in the trees for my tastes. And a bareback in the cruddy groomers. No tail. Don’t take my word for it, I’m a terrible skier.

    Bought them used from pow 7; bases have one repaired core shot about the size of a baby toad and a bit of ptex adds here and there. Obviously it’s a machine tune I rode them maybe 5 days so the edges are about what you’d expect for not hitting anything significant but skied for 5 days. Best base structure of any of my skis. Offers?

    ETA known mags and local (Boulder Denver Longmont - ish) pu only.

    E-again-TA the bindings are look SPX demos, which has got to be worth something and I don’t think they are haunted. Totally willing to sell them flat and keep the binders.

    Edit to add again I wouldn’t sell haunted skis to friends without confirming that you have the proper knowledge to exorcise the demons or appease the voodoo devil in some way. Godspeed.

    Why don’t you tell me what it’s worth. You’re the one who wants it.

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    Last edited by Jong Lafitte; 03-06-2024 at 09:02 PM.
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    FS: haunted dynastar mfeee 99 179.

    One redeeming quality is that they do have a really cool sticker on them:

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    the size of a baby toad?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by eSock View Post
    the size of a baby toad?!
    Yup, baby toad. lol. Smaller, really. 1/4” diameter at most.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jong Lafitte View Post
    One redeeming quality is that they do have a really cool sticker on them:

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    Are you sure it’s not just the sticker?

    Remove, ski them and report back.
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Are you sure it’s not just the sticker?

    Remove, ski them and report back.
    That was an attempt to cancel out the hex. I think it would have protected them from a hex, but, once hexed, it is not enough I fear.


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    Sounds like you need to kill a hooker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Sounds like you need to kill a hooker.
    That's like saying good fitting boots are essential. I done be knowing that, hell e'rebody know that. We are well past that in this process.
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    Super curious how the shop arrived at giving you $275 credit to return a haunted ski


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    I considered buying these solely because you quoted guy clark

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    Quote Originally Posted by mf12d0 View Post
    I considered buying these solely because you quoted guy clark
    Clean em up, give ‘em a tune, and maybe see what haunts em.


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    swing your fucking sword.

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    How much for just the sticker? Let me know if you're willing to separate and ship.

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