Positive Doping result due to strawberry dessert

[twat]

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/08/sport...ntl/index.html

It happens all the time.
Like women pregnant because of swimming pool contamination.

Late to school cause the busdriver got lost.

[The AD]

It's even less believable because everyone know figure skaters don't eat dessert.

[JimmyCarter]

Maybe Tucker can go interview her so we can get the truth behind this story

[Beaver]

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/08/sport...ntl/index.html

It happens all the time.
Like women pregnant because of swimming pool contamination.

Late to school cause the busdriver got lost.

I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
and grabbed my meat.

[mcski]

I guess my ex gf wasn’t lying about the tractor seat

[rideit]

“Immaculate Deception”.


(I just made that up)

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Fucking Russians. Does anyone else remember what an absolute shitshow that competition was?

[irul&ublo]

Maybe Tucker can go interview her so we can get the truth behind this story

He’s busy blowing Putin

[Peruvian]

I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
and grabbed my meat.

That’s how my cousin told me he got full blown aidzzzz.

[Core Shot]

I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
and grabbed my meat.

This came to mind when a tenant claimed their office gal got a yeast infection from the toilet. wtf.
I’m pretty sure that’s not how it works.
Not to mention the women’s room there is very clean.

[TBS]

Ahh, the Alberto Contador Defense
“The clenbutoral in my test must have come from some steaks I was given”
https://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/07/s...of-doping.html