Martha Stewart Yurt Living

[garyfromterrace]

Some great ideas presented. How many days are you there? How far do you have to skin in (if at all) to the yurt

[tgapp]

Some great ideas presented. How many days are you there? How far do you have to skin in (if at all) to the yurt

4.5 mile skin in, likely going to pay for a shuttle since stbmrstgapp isn't feeling well (not contagious), so weight isn't an issue. 3 nights out there. I'm pretty good at the basics, just wanted to mix things up a bit here. Great ideas in this thread!

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[Ed el Loco]

Down boots or some other quality footwear. The floor is often cold and you may have to go out to use the bathroom.

[Dromond]

Pre-roll some fat burritos w foil, freeze or chill. Reheat in the morning on the yurt wood stove, then haul em up the skintrack to yer picnic spot with OR Burrito Holster.





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I love pre heated burritos and have one of these but never made the connection before. Genius!!

[Dromond]

Some "fairy lights" will definitely create some ambiance.

If they can make the back of a Subaru romantic, imagine the soft glow in your rustic hideaway.

[jhyatt]

Amazon has some nice warm knit thigh highs. Nice gift... Fun

[stuckathuntermtn]

I don't know man. Right move is probably gonna be that pointy lighter up your butt while dressed as Martha Stewart. Hopefully the skiing will be good too.

All I'm saying is, that thing is definitely made to go up a butt.

[Toadman]

Nothing says Martha Stewart like a nice set of linen napkins. Next level it and impress your Mrs with some folding skills.

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[TBS]

I don't know man. Right move is probably gonna be that pointy lighter up your butt while dressed as Martha Stewart. Hopefully the skiing will be good too.

All I'm saying is, that thing is definitely made to go up a butt.

I think it was Spook that said “anything can be a sex toy if you’re brave enough”

[oftpiste]

That butt plug looked nice and light.

[hutash]

Miso soup packets are nice for when you get back to
The yurt. Warm and hydrating


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As are Emergen-C packets added to hot water.

Down booties are a must

Cheap, colored, battery-operated LED lights. LBski brought a batter-operated mini disco ball tooir last yurt trip...it was quite festive.

[Gerome]

That butt plug looked nice and light.

They are not lightweight, but that makes them even more worth packing in. And what a seriously good thread name. Martha is so in her thirst trap game!

If you do pack food in a ziplock, do not heat up in hot water like a vacuum sealed bag unless you like your food tasting like plastic.

I second the miso soup packets for instant appetizer. And Oregon Chai powder drink mix with whiskey is a delicious camp drink!


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[SB]

Great ideas everyone!

[Ed el Loco]

Fresh snow makes great margaritas

[MarsB]

Get a classy box o' wine (DABs has way better stuff than Franzia these days) and play a little slap the bag.

And plan triple redundancy for her warmth. I third the down booties. Hot water Nalgene for the sleeping bag, just in case. Extra hand warmers.

[garyfromterrace]

Shuttle in and out. No weight worries or volume worries. What's with all this talk of dehydration, vacuum sealed bags etc? Bottles of champagne, a lovely red, a nice white. Bring the cast iron fry pan!
Pan seared scallops, shish kabob (bring a small charcoal barbeque). The shuttle is a game changer and a good move.

[Danno]

Shuttle in and out. No weight worries or volume worries. What's with all this talk of dehydration, vacuum sealed bags etc? Bottles of champagne, a lovely red, a nice white. Bring the cast iron fry pan!
Pan seared scallops, shish kabob (bring a small charcoal barbeque). The shuttle is a game changer and a good move.

I agree that the shuttle is a game changer, but he still has to do dishes in a yurt. Dehydrated stuff should be thrown in the trash, but vacuum sealed stuff is essentially about pre-cooking (or at least pre-prepping) to make life easier once there. Vacuum sealing is just a good way to transport things -- especially liquid things -- that leaves minimal waste to take out and minimal work while there (preparing food or doing dishes).

[QuakerSimplyOats]

If a shuttle is an option bring high water low calorie food. ie a watermelon! I once have a friend hike in and meet us as we on day 9 of a 10 day back packing trip! He lugged a watermelon up 2000+ feet of a mountain... Legendary! The the fresh crunch made it totally worth it and it was extravagently impractical.

[bw_wp_hedonism]

Completely out of my depth, but…

Extravagant impracticality to impress someone that can recognize it, and extravagant practicality for someone that can’t?


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[NBABUCKS1]

If a shuttle is an option bring high water low calorie food. ie a watermelon! I once have a friend hike in and meet us as we on day 9 of a 10 day back packing trip! He lugged a watermelon up 2000+ feet of a mountain... Legendary! The the fresh crunch made it totally worth it and it was extravagently impractical.

bro where you going to find a watermelon in january?

[skifishbum]

snoop didnt make it but Little, Kasha Goblin and Sheldon did
and were stoked the human brought milklbones and turkey tendons

[bennymac]

- this is gonna be the best yurt trip in history