MLB 2024 Thread

[alias_rice]

Sorry 'bout Biggio eh.

Yeah, that experiment didn’t exactly work out. Send Dante’s kid over though and let’s see if that works better.

[stealurface831]

thats the worst national anthem i've ever heard.

[alias_rice]

oh great, jessica mendoza
*mute*

I should have muted the national anthem. Wtf was that?

[stealurface831]

I should have muted the national anthem. Wtf was that?

all time worst.

[alias_rice]

all time worst.

Me after listening to that.




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[BmillsSkier]

My buddy texted me and said, she’s giving Roseanne a real run for her money.

[stealurface831]

it was way worse than roseanne.

[BmillsSkier]

Josey Ramírez is just so much fun to watch.

[stealurface831]

judge, stanton, ohtani, and vladdy need to be in the derby every year. shit is boring without some serious pop.

[BmillsSkier]

Mike McGwire and Sammy Sooser with aluminum bats.

[alias_rice]

They should do metal bats. Let DeMarini design the hottest bats they can for them. Can you imagine these guys crushing balls with those old green Zen’s?

[stealurface831]

They should do metal bats. Let DeMarini design the hottest bats they can for them. Can you imagine these guys crushing balls with those old green Zen’s?

shit, no need for anything new. just let em use besr sticks. that would be electric.

[BmillsSkier]

shit, no need for anything new. just let em use besr sticks. that would be electric.

Until one of those kids who can’t catch a pop fly in the OF catches a hot one.

[stealurface831]

Until one of those kids who can’t catch a pop fly in the OF catches a hot one.

there is that to consider.

[BmillsSkier]

The best thing to come out of the HR Derby will be that Bobby Witt Jr will be super gassed and his swing completely wrenched for when the Royals play the Guardos like 15 times in the next month.

[BmillsSkier]

People power-ranking their top 5 all time worst National Anthem renditions this morning is the content this Nation needs to heal.

[Duffman]

Nice showing from the underdog Bohm. A+ to Harpe for bringing out the Wooder Jug for their boy.

Hey, at least the Dodgers finally beat the Phils in something [emoji12]

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[BmillsSkier]

Ooof, poor girl put out a statement after all the anthem backlash that she was drunk and is heading to rehab today.

https://www.today.com/popculture/ing...rby-rcna162032

No clue if that's the honest truth or not, but if so I hope she gets the help she needs and shame on her handlers for sending her out there if she was hammered.

[Danno]

shame on her handlers

her handlers? how big of a star do you have to be to get handlers? because I've never even heard of her before today.

[Brock Landers]

her handlers? how big of a star do you have to be to get handlers? because I've never even heard of her before today.

You don’t have handlers?

[BmillsSkier]

her handlers? how big of a star do you have to be to get handlers? because I've never even heard of her before today.

A "handler" is anyone who interacted with her before her performance. These things are run like the TV shows they are with producers, directors, pages, talent reps and the rest of the TV entourage, nevermind her friends/family there with her.

She didn't just show up on a bus and walk to a microphone in the middle of Globe Life Field to start singing, despite the performance to the contrary.

But yeah, zero clue who she was before last night.

[Supermoon]

Apparently she has a Grammy so jokes on us

[BmillsSkier]

Apparently she has a Grammy so jokes on us

*nominated* but yeah, she's doing just fine in life and hope she gets the help she needs. If Fergie can bounce back from her Anthem I'm sure this girl can too.

[stealurface831]

jesus christ its the fucking all star game but we still have to endure a mickey mouse ass strike zone.

[BmillsSkier]

Shohei Ohtani, good at baseball.