And definitely entertaining.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
Summer there is the river rafting companies to enjoy some class 3+ rafting and/or kayaking, or toss a fly/lure at the fish hatchery pond (gear provided). Could go on a paragliding tour, or snag a ride from a local at the pub and see how many volcano features and waterfalls you can visit in a day. Lots of good MTB trails, but no rentals unfortunately, but you could always ask at the local watering hole and might find a receptive local willing to lend.
Winter you could go ice fishing at the local lake in town. The old farts that spend every day down there will lend gear, and will even drill you a hole for a beer and a good story. Lake is stocked with rainbow and kokanee. There are usually stones being thrown on a sheet at the local rink - head up to the lounge, have a beer and get invited onto a team for an end or two. The waterfalls are amazing in the winter as well, might even catch some world class ice climbing going on. Sorry, but no local ski (XC or backcountry) or snowmobile rentals, so you only get to look at the goods from town, or again make a friend at the pub that is feeling generous.
But don’t blink while coming through town on the highway, or you’ll miss us completely. Or keep going and just up the highway 20min is one of the largest sheep farms in the province. Given your posting history, might be right up your alley!
This was surprisingly awesome.
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Perfect amount of time for a murder.
Window shop for real estate. Cuz that's all there really is to do in a town with one bar and a dozen real estate brokerages.
In Denver? Legal mushrooms and a trip to meow wolf
Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
Cletus: Duly noted.
his wife was very nice (as were the kids). He was just weird, and then got really aggressive and mean online after I met him IRL, which is weird, because online interactions with everyone else I have met IRL get better. But I guess you could still call that online interaction with him, but it was definitely related to meeting him IRL.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
PDX-bring a stack of $5/$10/$20 bills. Buy a big bag of weed and gummies followed by a self guided tour of some well known peeler joints wrapping up at the Acropolis with a lap dance and a steak.
Bring your skates and we'll cruise Lake Helena. Skiing is shit right now but the skating is prime.
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^^^^ cool pic with the birds.
PS. Speed skates? Nice
Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
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