"I remember the day, November 22 nineteen sixty three, when they blew the dreams away." John Stewart
"I remember the day, November 22 nineteen sixty three, when they blew the dreams away." John Stewart
“If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy
Come on, sugar, let me know” - Rod Stewart
JUST
FUCKING
KIDDING
I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
“Better ingredients. Better pizza. Papa John’s”
- Papa John’s
Or rumors that Rod had to have gallons of semen pumped from his stomach...
"He fed the press a story in which, as a consequence of an evening spent orally servicing a gang of sailors in a gay bar in San Diego, I had been required to check into a hospital emergency room to have my stomach pumped," Stewart wrote. "I have never orally pleasured even a solitary sailor, let alone a ship's worth in one evening. And I have never had my stomach pumped, either of naval-issue semen or of any other kind of semen."
I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
Hall and Oats are fighting??? I cant go for that.
https://variety.com/2023/music/news/...er-1235805425/
Read it and weep
Which one is The Maneater?
I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
Homeless type guy said to me yesterday:
"I'm retired"
Me- " what did you retire from, what did you do?"
"Oh, some volunteering mostly"
Me- huh..
I just handed the fairly low key homeless guy that hangs out at my grocery, a zip of old shake. He was smart enough not to look at it right there, but I know there was a kick-ass bonfire session later that night.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
I think I'd rather go out like Kennedy.
There is a tragic sense of grief today as Japan’s adult movie industry is mourning over the loss of a popular actress who died in an accident while shooting a scene for an upcoming film.
The 23-year old actress who remains unnamed due to Japanese laws requiring her next of kin to be formally notified first; died after drowning in semen while shooting at a studio in Tokyo’s Shinjuku district.
Cameramen from the shoot said the actress was filming a bukkake scene when the accident occurred. Bukkake is a popular format in JAV (Japanese Adult Video) titles and involves a group of male actors ejaculating, typically onto the face of a female actor.
The camera crew stated that “For this scene, there were around 30 male actors lined up. The actress was kneeling on the ground and the actors were taking turns to ejaculate onto her. The director insisted that they direct their semen into her mouth, which is quite normal in a JAV movie.”
More: The JAV industry made $7 billion in 2016; making it one of the most lucrative businesses in Japan’s entertainment sector. JAV titles are popular domestically, but also in the foreign market, primarily across other Asian nations.
It's uncertain and too soon to say if the death of the 23-year old actress will cause a ban on studios which film bukkake scenes, but experts now say it's likely tougher regulation and safety measures will occur in the aftermath of the incident.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
I heard that Rod Stewart story before I understood exactly how much ejaculate actually came out. It set a very high expectation.
So it took a few blowjobs before you trusted your skills?
Peter North has entered the chat
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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