Signs We Are Getting Old

[schindlerpiste]

9 will never happen to me, and is close to blasphemy.
Will replace with looking at you wife when she is bent over naked and wondering when did that beautiful tight beardless clam turn into a couple of pieces of well done beef.

[halliday]

My wife’s so old she needs astroglide. She used to be naturally wet

Astroglide saves the day sometimes. Ive got a gooey, wet 61 year old at home. Her first words after sex are "Im going into the other room to watch TV".

[Mofro261]

One sign is continuing to use black and dark letters when 95% of us fogies still use the TGR blue background.

Yep.

Just in the last month I noticed blurry vision in the left eye.

Aniversary 29 today.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

9 will never happen to me, and is close to blasphemy.
Will replace with looking at you wife when she is bent over naked and wondering when did that beautiful tight beardless clam turn into a couple of pieces of well done beef.

This is what class looks like boys!


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[MakersTeleMark]

I got my birthday wrong this year. I thought it was on a Tuesday, turns out it was Monday.

Jeeze.

[halliday]

Yep.

Just in the last month I noticed blurry vision in the left eye.

Aniversary 29 today.

Wait until the floaters show up in your eyes. That makes things interesting.

[PB]

6 through 9 will be engraved on my tombstone.

And in combination jump right over annoying to infuriating.

[Ted Striker]

Pearl Jam's SECOND album, Vs., turns thirty this week. Heard that on the radio and it made me sad.

I also just put a pair of touring bindings on my resort skis so I can shred around with my girls in the comfort of my touring boots. That's some straight up dad shit.

For some reason that first one hits me more than anything else in this thread. I remember exactly where I was and who I was with when listening to that album for the first time.

And, I like my touring boots way better than my alpine for about 75% of the time as well.

[plugboots]

At a restaurant, bill comes, I pay with my watch. Server says, “Wow, my Dad would never be able to do that.”


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[mcski]

Mine neither. He’s dead

[SumJongGuy]

starting a thread to bitch about being old is something that an old person would do…







fact.

For some reason that first one hits me more than anything else in this thread. I remember exactly where I was and who I was with when listening to that album for the first time.

And, I like my touring boots way better than my alpine for about 75% of the time as well.

Shit you should see us geezers in the Rush groups arguing about whether or not the living members should tour again with a new drummer as "Rush" or not.. Fuck me.. Pearl Jam and most 90s stuff still seems "new" ish to me.

[fomofo]

Fuck me. Pearl Jam and most 90s stuff still seems "new" ish to me.

'Twas ever thus, 'twill ever be.

[SumJongGuy]

[The SnowShow]

Thankfully Pearl Jam still rocks. What a solo by Mike at the end:

https://youtu.be/GjeRrJljrHs?si=AJD19h5YRQ5elrFR

[Core Shot]

That is awesome.

We need a reprint with the trg logo

[riser4]

Shit you should see us geezers in the Rush groups arguing about whether or not the living members should tour again with a new drummer as "Rush" or not.. Fuck me.. Pearl Jam and most 90s stuff still seems "new" ish to me.

No. The answer is hard no.

[petey_]

Bought my first magnifying glass the other day. A good trick a buddy mentioned recently was using the camera on your cell phone to capture those hard to read images on various product instructions. Just enlarge the pic and good to go.

Think I mentioned this somewhere else but had a good laugh. Checking into a provincial park that I preregistered with as a senior. Guy at the desk asked me if I still qualified for the senior's rate. Whut?

[SumJongGuy]

Bought my first magnifying glass the other day. A good trick a buddy mentioned recently was using the camera on your cell phone to capture those hard to read images on various product instructions. Just enlarge the pic and good to go.

Think I mentioned this somewhere else but had a good laugh. Checking into a provincial park that I preregistered with as a senior. Guy at the desk asked me if I still qualified for the senior's rate. Whut?

IF I have a computer handy I just google the instructions and zoom the instructions PDF accordingly.

[SumJongGuy]

That is awesome.

We need a reprint with the trg logo

Ya, around the time I joined TGR and was far more active in that crowd as it evolved to different forums.. The maggots here were all about calling out "them"/us as a bunch of 'grumpy old farts" so we owned it. Now here we are at TGR...

[Jax]

There's only a handful of us women that post anymore. Probably because of some of that shit posted above. Don't forget to trim your nose, eyebrows and ear hair guys.

[Core Shot]

There's only a handful of us women that post anymore. Probably because of some of that shit posted above. Don't forget to trim your nose, eyebrows and ear hair guys.

Show us your tits or gtfo

Just kidding. Yeah it’s a bro brah boys club.
We’re rude and crude.

Reminds me of when my dad died and a few years later my mom said she doesn’t want a man. Rather be single
The men her age want to tell her what to do. She ain’t having none of that.

PS. Thx for hanging in Jax
We need more estrogen. There’s so many ripping women.

PPS. We still got KQ. And babybear.
PPPS. I miss sprite. And bklyn. And a few others.
I get it. This place is a sausage fest of circle jerking and no one wants the cracker.

[BFD]

On the lighter side. I don't have to ask for the senior discount at Calvillos.

[grinch]

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[SumJongGuy]

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I joined the skaters over 60 a few months early.. That quarter is now part of a mini half beside my house.. Probably going back to a quarter next spring though.. Too much hassle to maintain the section between the quarters.

[grinch]

I joined the skaters over 60 a few months early.. That quarter is now part of a mini half beside my house.. Probably going back to a quarter next spring though.. Too much hassle to maintain the section between the quarters.

Right on! I haven't been on one in yrs but its still inspiring. A buddy , late 60's, messaged about missing ski season because he staying in mexico. He bought a wind foil. They look like a skaters dream rig

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