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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    Going through the quiver and looking at 2 pairs of 192 cm skis and thinking.. outside of a massive dump, am I really going to grab these on the way out the door ever again?? Looking for something similar in a 184 instead..
    Yeah, the ski length thing is brutal. A combo of age and far fewer days on the the mtn (50-ish to about 20) and a much different mtn: (Alta vs Purg) have me usually grabbing 178s while my 188 Norwalks just stare, all lonely.
    I remember switching from 204 skinny to 190 Snow Rangers and feeling like such a kook.


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    I’m reading this with my prescription sunglasss inside as I left my normal glasses in the car while getting tires rotated. I’m in the progressive lens train anymore.
    And I got a hemorrhoid flare up.

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    Signs We Are Getting Old

    Colonoscopies become a normal routine….next one scheduled for end of month.

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    Pearl Jam's SECOND album, Vs., turns thirty this week. Heard that on the radio and it made me sad.

    I also just put a pair of touring bindings on my resort skis so I can shred around with my girls in the comfort of my touring boots. That's some straight up dad shit.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatnslow View Post
    You know you old when you have to beg for sex from a 57 year old lady................and get denied


    That's fucked up. Women that age should be good to go at any time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater View Post
    Pearl Jam's SECOND album, Vs., turns thirty this week. Heard that on the radio and it made me sad.

    I also just put a pair of touring bindings on my resort skis so I can shred around with my girls in the comfort of my touring boots. That's some straight up dad shit.
    Vs was such a good follow up and I listen to that more than Ten these days. Unbelievable that was 30 years ago. Fuuuuuck!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by joetron View Post
    I remember switching from 204 skinny to 190 Snow Rangers and feeling like such a kook.
    190 Rangers were my 1st "mid-fat" skis... what a revelation those were.

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    starting a thread to bitch about being old is something that an old person would do…







    fact.

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    When you decide that your jacket that has been heavily used for 5 years still works just fine. Skis too
    Hello darkness my old friend

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    One of the main signs for me has been how much better older women look to me.

    That, and how I seem to have become invisible to younger women.

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    A big one for me is finding out I hurt myself later, like the next day when I get up, and not even knowing how I did it. My left bicep is sore as shit near my elbow right now. When I went to bed last night it was fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    That, and how I seem to have become invisible to younger women.
    Bahahaha yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by halliday View Post
    That's fucked up. Women that age should be good to go at any time.

    Yeah! Ain't no one gettin preggers at that age

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    One of the main signs for me has been how much better older women look to me.

    That, and how I seem to have become invisible to younger women.
    They have to be paid to notice you. 30something cutie nurse in the ICU, “I like your hair”. She then kept me up all night creeping in my room, not in the way 30 something me would’ve liked. Another sign I’m getting old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    starting a thread to bitch about being old is something that an old person would do…







    fact.
    Posting the same comment 3 down from page one tracks too...
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    A big one for me is finding out I hurt myself later, like the next day when I get up, and not even knowing how I did it. My left bicep is sore as shit near my elbow right now. When I went to bed last night it was fine.
    See.. "begging for sex from 57 year old woman and getting turned down"..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste View Post
    9/11 put an end to that. You would really be old if you remember smoking butts/joints in the smoking section towards the rear of an airplane, or flying on a commercial plane where the WC was actually large enough to join the mile high club.

    You know that you are getting old when you can't remember the last time you got out of bed without back pain, or when walking a few miles you can't understand why your knees and legs feel like they are going to give out for no reason.
    I miss when the front third of the DC10 Widebody was an open bar.

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    Waking up at 2am to piss for the 2nd time of the night …..when in younger years/ was chasing tail and closing the bar at 2am.

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    Hemorrhoids just showing up and knocking on the door (if you know what I mean).

    No warning, just an uninvited guest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste View Post
    9/11 put an end to that. You would really be old if you remember smoking butts/joints in the smoking section towards the rear of an airplane, or flying on a commercial plane where the WC was actually large enough to join the mile high club.

    You know that you are getting old when you can't remember the last time you got out of bed without back pain, or when walking a few miles you can't understand why your knees and legs feel like they are going to give out for no reason.
    I'm 54 and I remember smoking at the rear of the plane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    Posting the same comment 3 down from page one tracks too...
    Yeah, but he thinks he's all that...
    Like those peeps who have exactly the same hairstyle from their youth.
    Or who always tell the same joke when drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste View Post
    You would really be old if you remember smoking butts/joints in the smoking section towards the rear of an airplane
    Get off my lawn you young punk. “Smoking section?”, GTFO, I remember when the entire plane allowed smoking.



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    I have a theory: dunfree is so miserable because he's on this ski forum and all he had 100 years ago to ski on was 12' long pieces of wood, no bindings and some sort of leather boot/moccasin.

    Now he is filled w rage watching everyone effortlessly drift around on the latest and greatest.

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    Smoking section on my plane..



    Oh and I've thrown my back out just bending over to buckle my boot... Could hardly ski... Went home after 2 hours of taking it easy just getting some laps because wasn't going to bail after driving 3 hours to get there.. Then 6 weeks of misery... from bucking my fucking boot.
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    I have told this story elsewhere, but this Spring me and some bros were in Denver for a Jason Isbell concert. We were at a restaurant, a super cute, bubbly server, which we had been sort of flirting with, asks why we were in town. I said why, and in front of my dudes she says

    "Awesome! My dad LOVES Jason Isbell!"

    Hilarity ensued.
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