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11-13-2023, 01:34 PM #1
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YEA WISCONSIN....YOU'RE #1
On Wisonsin, on Wisconsin...
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/wh...ei=24#image=21Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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11-13-2023, 01:38 PM #2
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Ufda.
I still call it The Jake.
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11-13-2023, 01:46 PM #3
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As a former Wisconsinite, I can confirm.
A guy I knew through skiing was/is? a cop in Madison. I asked him what qualifies as drunk driving. Without hesitation, he said six beers.
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11-13-2023, 01:53 PM #4
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Have a hard time believing that list when there isn't a single New Mexico location on it.
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11-13-2023, 02:14 PM #5
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Wisconsin should just name drinking the official state pastime. It already is de facto.
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11-13-2023, 02:19 PM #6
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Originally Posted by Ted Striker
I still call it The Jake.
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11-13-2023, 02:27 PM #7
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being drunk at 18 and starting to walk home from Beloit.
And having a super friendly cop drive me back to IL
I love WI.
Fuck you haters.
The skiing is meh. Although if you get all the way up to MI UP it gets a little better.
PS. Fish boils for everyone!!
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11-13-2023, 02:42 PM #8
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400. Originally Posted by irul&ublo
“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
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11-13-2023, 03:44 PM #9
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Had a work trip in Madison for a week this summer, was definitely impressed. On-campus microbrews and brats on the lake at the Terrace, bars every few yards in a very walkable downtown. Morgantown is no slouch in the drinking department, but I gotta tip my hat to the Badgers. Fun town.
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11-13-2023, 04:03 PM #10
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YEA WISCONSIN....YOU'RE #1
Where, exactly, does the UP start? Originally Posted by Core Shot
PunksPunks like you make me want to vomit
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11-13-2023, 04:06 PM #11
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As a current Wisconsinite, I can confirm your confirmation. Originally Posted by Ted Striker
The lake chain my island is on has 11 bars with boat docks. Some have parking for 50 or so pontoon boats and employ teenage dock boys because the drunks are too hammered to tie up their boats correctly. Total fucking shitshow.
Sent from my island using TGR Forums"Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
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11-13-2023, 04:08 PM #12
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Those are the places where being drunkest is fun. Nobody wants to read about the depressing drunkest places. Originally Posted by Danno
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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11-13-2023, 04:26 PM #13
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It starts at the Michigan state line. If you're not in Michigan you can't be in the UP. Originally Posted by Joe Friday
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11-13-2023, 04:31 PM #14
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If I ever give up skiing and want to live somewhere that drinking is equally socially acceptable to the Colorado resort towns but more affordable, I will keep Wisco on my list. Probably not Michigan, been there done that and too much ICP energy. I've always gotten along with most Minnesotans but they seem like teetotalers compared to Wisconsinites. These are the thing I think about when I think that I might grow up one day.
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11-13-2023, 04:32 PM #15
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Where the dispensary’s are lined up at the state line. Originally Posted by Joe Friday
Sent from my island using TGR Forums"Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
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11-13-2023, 04:48 PM #16
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What about cheese curds
Squeaky fresh cheddar.
Fuck you VT. You have no idea.
And braaaaats. Fkna. Best snausage evar.
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11-13-2023, 04:51 PM #17
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Keep in mind - the UP may as well be a completely different state than the LP. Originally Posted by Name Redacted
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11-13-2023, 05:17 PM #18
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A whole lot of spectacular natural beauty in the UP and also a whole lot of hicks. I could stand living somewhere like Marquette, but 99% of the UP is rural to an extreme level. Houghton is probably okay, too, with Michigan Tech. Originally Posted by skaredshtles
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11-13-2023, 05:23 PM #19
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We're not as think as you drunk we are!
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11-13-2023, 05:33 PM #20
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Hurley-Ironwood Originally Posted by Harry
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>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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11-13-2023, 06:13 PM #21
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I always confuse people from Michigan, Wisconsin, and Minnesota. Must be the lake effect on my brain.
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11-13-2023, 06:46 PM #22
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First state I bought alcohol in LEGALLY. Right out if high school early summer trip to float down the Apple River with friends. 10am walked in to this roadside joint that advertised cases to go. There was a totally hot chick dancing naked on top of a pool table.. Did I mention it was 10am? Took me like 15 minutes to grab a case of Special Ex and get back out to the car where the bros were waiting. Good times!
Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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11-13-2023, 07:03 PM #23
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I’m not sure but I think you did that wrong. Originally Posted by SumJongGuy
I still call it The Jake.
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11-13-2023, 07:03 PM #24
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...Apple river. Went a couple times. I'm sure I wish I had some of my missing memories from those trips.
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11-13-2023, 07:08 PM #25
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It's about the United States dumbass. Originally Posted by Danno
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