Small Victory of the Day - NSFW

[byates1]

Speaking of being fucked, dunfree needs some ass to mouth. You up for the task buttfuckflake? I'll supply the dildos if your ED is flaring

[buttahflake]

The dildos you stole from your father’s nightstand?

[byates1]

MY FATHER WAS A GOOD MAN!!!!"

- Benny Profane mid-implosion..

[buttahflake]

Well played, well played

[fastfred]

Um yeah, go back and review the post from the other day. Talk about deep seated issues You are fucked in teh head, fatfred.

What gives? All you do is log in to needle away at people, find their faults, and take sharp jabs?

Look, I get it. You are a perfect person and every one on tgr knows this. Your good looking, athletic, smart, you have made every great decision in life. You are always that guy we all want to be. Your wife is probably perfect and gorgeous. Your kids are all successful in life.

But deep down I'm guessing your a middle school teacher. Surrounded by kids handing out pointless jabs at each other. This cowardly lion attitude you have is pathetic. How about sone meds?

Hey I do the best I can every day how about you?

[buttahflake]

Did you graduate high school, fatfred? GED? You dumb as fuck.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

What gives? All you do is log in to needle away at people, find their faults, and take sharp jabs?

Look, I get it. You are a perfect person and every one on tgr knows this. Your good looking, athletic, smart, you have made every great decision in life. You are always that guy we all want to be. Your wife is probably perfect and gorgeous. Your kids are all successful in life.

But deep down I'm guessing your a middle school teacher. Surrounded by kids handing out pointless jabs at each other. This cowardly lion attitude you have is pathetic. How about sone meds?

Hey I do the best I can every day how about you?

He tunes skis for a living, he’s childless, a dry drunk and has a sugar momma. His drugs are better than anyone’s. I’m not sure any of this is true but he told us this. He’s also a better skier than anyone that disagrees with him or makes him feel bad, again according to him.


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[buttahflake]

I do have some really clean doses right now

[Buzzworthy]

One would think those doses would help your brain function better but here we are.

[old goat]

What gives? All you do is log in to needle away at people, find their faults, and take sharp jabs?

Look, I get it. You are a perfect person and every one on tgr knows this. Your good looking, athletic, smart, you have made every great decision in life. You are always that guy we all want to be. Your wife is probably perfect and gorgeous. Your kids are all successful in life.

But deep down I'm guessing your a middle school teacher. Surrounded by kids handing out pointless jabs at each other. This cowardly lion attitude you have is pathetic. How about sone meds?

Hey I do the best I can every day how about you?

Shit Fred--buttflake's puerile, unoriginal, boring insults are hardly worth responding to. OTOH the proof of a good insult is that the insultee shuts up, which is clearly not the case here. The sad thing is that the asshole probably thinks he's clever. Now I'm guessing that he'll try to insult me with some crack about me being old.

[2FUNKY]

Fred seems cool. I’d ski with him. The other, just to laugh waiting at bottom in the lift line.


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[fastfred]

^^^ as always mr goat good advice

I put the guy on ignore

So I'll go back to destroying tissues and driving my van

About ready to drop into a canyon and disappear

Meanwhile I'll work on my tinder profile but if I'm lucky this chick will get back from some fucked up country she's been in she asked for an armored car the other day cause the next province over was a bit sketchy they told her not to worry

they were going to give her the Congo but that's after her main assignment then this other country I can't pronounce they want her to do more than the congo

Meanwhile I'm jerking off in a van down by the river crying myself to sleep

[riser4]

Matt Foley (2023): You'll have plenty of time for jerking off, when you're living in a van down by the river!

[CallMeAl]

[byates1]

[MakersTeleMark]

1997 rip. That makes me feel older than I should.

[gaijin]

It's hard because 90% of me wants this storyline to be true. But the other 10% is like-- "Bro, Dunfree, Makers, Byates, CallmeAl, fastfred, buzz, buttah, funky, Oldgoat... they're all the same person.

There's just no way this conversation could actually be existing amongst people that don't know each other.

And then it clicks...

This place is the greatest open-ended, non-fiction piece of literature to ever exist.

And booner's girlfriend is fat. He said so himself. She sat on his face, and that was a victory.

[Foggy_Goggles]

I can verify that a handful of those characters exist in real life and the conversation is just about the same. TGR absolute validated that many of my weirdly awesome, maniac friends have doppelgangers in the either. Party on!

[irul&ublo]

It's hard because 90% of me wants this storyline to be true. But the other 10% is like-- "Bro, Dunfree, Makers, Byates, CallmeAl, fastfred, buzz, buttah, funky, Oldgoat... they're all the same person.

There's just no way this conversation could actually be existing amongst people that don't know each other.

And then it clicks...

This place is the greatest open-ended, non-fiction piece of literature to ever exist.

And booner's girlfriend is digitaldeath's mom. He said so himself. She sat on his face, and that was a victory.

FIFY

[old goat]

It's hard because 90% of me wants this storyline to be true. But the other 10% is like-- "Bro, Dunfree, Makers, Byates, CallmeAl, fastfred, buzz, buttah, funky, Oldgoat... they're all the same person.

I have several of myselves on ignore.

While we're on the subject--and this will only make sense to the elderly--it's a little known fact that Pete Rose, Mary Lou Retton, and Jimmy Connors are the same person.

[skiballs]

Sounds more like an eighties three way porn scene?


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[MakersTeleMark]

It's hard because 90% of me wants this storyline to be true. But the other 10% is like-- "Bro, Dunfree, Makers, Byates, CallmeAl, fastfred, buzz, buttah, funky, Oldgoat... they're all the same person.

There's just no way this conversation could actually be existing amongst people that don't know each other.

And then it clicks...

This place is the greatest open-ended, non-fiction piece of literature to ever exist.

And booner's girlfriend is fat. He said so himself. She sat on his face, and that was a victory.

Fred knows not to cross over vail pass without a truce agreement in place. He has to turn off his tinder at Copper then he can have Gypsum and Dotsero.

[fastfred]

Fred knows not to cross over vail pass without a truce agreement in place. He has to turn off his tinder at Copper then he can have Gypsum and Dotsero.

dude your killing me
my paper work says I can turn it on five miles west of edwards we can fight over eagle mommies

what about the RFV thats where the babes are? Grade A

Summit: always need to do the sweater check never know what your really getting
Eagle: Dads money only went so far endless supply of nurses realtors and trust funders
Grand: cowgirls and rednecks and girls who chew I'm good
RFV: amazing women up valley down valley everywhere steer clear of the real nutty ones plenty of em
Routt: therapy lots of therapy
Gunny: down valley trash up valley parents money they all look hot and ski well looking to be mommies and don't have time for guys from scummit

[MontuckyFried]

[byates1]

dude your killing me
my paper work says I can turn it on five miles west of edwards we can fight over eagle mommies

what about the RFV thats where the babes are? Grade A

Summit: always need to do the sweater check never know what your really getting
Eagle: Dads money only went so far endless supply of nurses realtors and trust funders
Grand: cowgirls and rednecks and girls who chew I'm good
RFV: amazing women up valley down valley everywhere steer clear of the real nutty ones plenty of em
Routt: therapy lots of therapy
Gunny: down valley trash up valley parents money they all look hot and ski well looking to be mommies and don't have time for guys from scummit

Gold