How do you make a bedroom less "stuffy?" (Partner sleeping conditions thread!)

[tgapp]

1. Shoot the cats.
2. Tell her to only sleep naked and you'll rub her down with ice cubes as needed.
3. Shoot the cats.

Ugh this is so fucking relatable

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[Buzzworthy]

Took far too long for someone to recommend to shoot the cats.
Fans help temp, noise and dog farts.
Air purifier helps with noise and all farts.
No humidifier in the winter, really?
I’d have a bloody nose all day everyday.
Definitely shoot the cats.

[PB]

Damn.

You twits are all fucked when menopause rolls around.

[singlecross]

Damn.

You twits are all fucked when menopause rolls around.

Truth. Worse than cats

[AK47bp]

Fucking cats, pattern recognition creatures that can’t tell time. We have to feed them wet food and can’t just leave a bowl of food out because the one cat will eat it all and get sick and the other cat won’t get any food. Our 2 cats start harassing us by constant yowling and stalking one hour before all feeding times. If you feed them as soon as you wake up they start begging at your door an hour before. Push out the breakfast feeding time to an hour AFTER you wake up if possible.

Don’t ever give them Greenies or they won’t leave you alone. They stalk my wife every evening. I don’t ever feed them Greenies so they don’t associate me with them, I’d fucking kill them.

I keep squirt guns and little Nerf guns stashed under my couch and bed for the fuckers when they get too lippy.

I easily trained my dog not to beg, but cats have some weird primal food thing that I can’t train out of them. Been 9 years.

[skiballs]

No quadrupeds in the house, period.


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[Mr. Mike]

My dream is separate houses next door to each other. If we ever get divorced we'll both get the house.

I’ve occasionally thought a duplex would be great for a couple. Hang when you want, retreat when you don’t.

[AK47bp]

I’ve occasionally thought a duplex would be great for a couple. Hang when you want, retreat when you don’t.

Have you ever met a woman?

“Oh, so you want your space…..I get it….it’s fine…just go….I’m not mad…”

Mmmkay

[Mr. Mike]

Very civilized.


Most of the rooms we had on our early-summer trip to Bavaria/Switzerland had what amounted to two twins pushed together - each with their own individual set of sheets and comforter.

Mountains I think. Have always seen it in alpine areas and it was throughout Slovenia on a trip earlier this month. I love it because my wife and I are far apart on sleeping temp. We have a dual control chili pad. 68 on her side 55 on mine. It’s made a huge difference in sleeping comfort for us but separate duvets would have been much cheaper.

[Mr. Mike]

Have you ever met a woman?

“Oh, so you want your space…..I get it….it’s fine…just go….I’m not mad…”

Mmmkay

Yeah I’ve thought it but not said it. I have been married for 17 years now.

[Buzzworthy]

Yeah I’ve thought it but not said it. I have been married for 17 years now.

At 27 you’re golden. I’m happy to go to my space. She’s happy for me to go to my space. I’m happy for her to go to her space. Hell I’m just happy we like each other enough to respect each other’s alone time.
That said we spend a lot of time together too.

[TurxSki]

I'm afraid to click that link, it could be so many things.

It's barely noticeable...*ouch ouch ouch*

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[riser4]

Damn.

You twits are all fucked when menopause rolls around.

Rotflmao. True.

[subtle plague]

No quadrupeds in the house, period.


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Preach brother, preach! No critters beside my own offspring are allowed to cause havoc in our house.

[Timberridge]

Damn.

You twits are all fucked when menopause rolls around.

Or you trade them in just before the lease is up and stuff starts breaking.

[MontuckyFried]

Question: Did she come with said 4 cats in tow, or were some of those yours beforehand?

[Timberridge]

Question: Did she come with said 4 cats in tow, or were some of those yours beforehand?

You're trying to figure out if she was a weirdo before?
Or if she lost it after meeting Summit?

[summit]

Hah. Only 2 cats, not 4.
I was left with the cats by one who could not care for them. They are very friendly and well behaved, they just want to sleep on their humans.
She came with a puppy. It is well behaved and training well.

[MontuckyFried]

Hah. Only 2 cats, not 4.
I was left with the cats by one who could not care for them. They are very friendly and well behaved, they just want to sleep on their humans.
She came with a puppy. It is well behaved and training well.

Ah, I see. Not sure where I got 4 from. This is how rumors get started, folks. Haha. Just tryna get a handle on the situation here.

Alright. Let's see here. 2 humans, 2 cats and a dog. Got it. Still think you need to put your foot down on the nonsense. Especially if you're only in the dating stage of things. The ONLY time I'm cool with open windows in frigid temps is if you have a wood stove cranking away. Then you gotta vent some heat.

[Timberridge]

I'm curious, at what number of cats does someone become a weird cat lady? My wife has a friend with three, and this friend is kooky, but not crazy...yet.
Four cats might send her into crazy territory?

[summit]

The ONLY time I'm cool with open windows in frigid temps is if you have a wood stove cranking away. Then you gotta vent some heat.

That's what she grew up with and what most places she lived in since have had. So that tracks.

[sb]

4 cats.

Those are rookie numbers.

[AK47bp]

I'm curious, at what number of cats does someone become a weird cat lady? My wife has a friend with three, and this friend is kooky, but not crazy...yet.
Four cats might send her into crazy territory?

3. The answer is 3

[Danno]

I'm curious, at what number of cats does someone become a weird cat lady? My wife has a friend with three, and this friend is kooky, but not crazy...yet.
Four cats might send her into crazy territory?

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

any increase in cat numbers past two should be considered an exponential increase, not linear.