Yeah it's called a "dog"
Yeah it's called a "dog"
Move upside and let the man go through...
Last edited by summit; 10-30-2023 at 12:38 PM.
Originally Posted by blurred
I like it. That's actually how we started in this house, as we bought it furnished and they'd staged it to look like a king bed with two twins pushed together. This is slightly better as you don't get the little gap where you can in theory hit your knee/elbow. With thick mattresses, though , I doubt it matters much.
Could try the cucumber trick
So the world is filled with tubular entities. Food goes in one end and shit comes out the other. Sperm goes in and babies come out.
I’m a little disappointed summit, I thought you knew everything
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You should look in the mirror
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"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
It’s stuffy in Summit’s bedroom and his gf is not comfortable.
This is so important. I’m so sorry.
this thread is not important. that's precisely the point. or do you think following him to other completely unimportant threads to call him out as trash is so important as to warrant doing it everywhere?
I have no idea what he said or did to warrant your attack, no opinion or idea if it is deserved or not. But if everyone on TGR did what you are doing here because they didn't like someone's viewpoint in some thread or threads, this forum would suck. Maybe it already sucks, but let's not make it suck more. m'kay?
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
He’s a cunt and he started a cunt thread and I’m here to cunt it up.
If it was someone’s else thread and I was cunting it up then yes get your knickers twisted.
Seek help mcphee, you have too much hate
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So our cat has learned it can sleep at the lower part of the bed without getting tossed - she purrs like a idling tractor and I can't sleep if she's on the upper half of the bed. It took some time, but it's worked.
But the yowling that starts at 5 am is different. I've chosen a spray bottle for this battle. But if it persists too long, I send our Shepinois after the cat - the dog is trained to get the kitty with a snap of the finger. But this is usually accompanied loud barking and then loud wife shrieking, and sometimes actual physical violence directed upon me. Pretty much bedlam on all levels and then the denial of sexual relations for a few days, so I don't know if I can recommend this course of action.
I feel bad that I was literally laughing reading this... I'm sorry dude! Hopefully a rarity?
I do water spray bottle the cats for getting on the counter which means they don't usually do it when they know I'm watching... maybe that would work for the bed. I'd feel bad because they are so used to it... but sleep is more important.
Originally Posted by blurred
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