Cow tipping. Sure. Anyone near farm country has played that game. Poor cows.
But why can’t we fight them in fancy pants and a red cape and stab them to thousands of cheering fans?
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Thread: Cow fighting
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08-25-2023, 11:11 AM #1
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Cow fighting
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08-25-2023, 07:01 PM #2
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I'm a bull living in The Bull City.. But, if someone legit identifies as a cow can they enter the cow fighting arena??
Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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08-26-2023, 09:43 AM #3
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Cows are pacifists they do not raise their hooves in anger.
I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
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08-26-2023, 10:42 AM #4
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If I have two coconut halves, carried by a swallow, can I identify as a horse? I sound like one.
Don’t make me rant about the oppression inherent in the system.
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08-26-2023, 03:06 PM #5
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I'm also 100% letting Lenny compete against OTHER dolphins..
Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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08-26-2023, 03:52 PM #6
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Is a cowabunga a place?
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08-26-2023, 04:33 PM #7
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Cowabunga is the rally cry when penetrating the cowabunghole
Originally Posted by mcski
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08-27-2023, 09:54 AM #8
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As long as the cows are not Kung Fu fighting.... .
Holy shit you can find anything on the internet.I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
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08-27-2023, 10:36 AM #9
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Originally Posted by Core Shot
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