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  1. 07-21-2023, 12:26 AM #1
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    Sheep

    You're all fucking sheep. Get fucked.
    "I make $$$XXXXX$$$$ amount more than all you other sorry fucks. I'm gonna but a bunch of crap ti feel better about myself and pretend it's all ok.
    I just bought a fucking diamond for some bitch im gonna divorce in ten years. Bought a fucking Land Cruiser. A fucking yacht. A fucking heli ski trip in British Columbia. A fucking Rolex.
    Ive got some bullshit corpowhore "career" crap i pretend to give three shits about. It never fuckung ends.
    Fucking bullshit. All if it. I suck. You suck. Fuck off it's all shit.
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    Well I can’t sleep so I just took a few rips and now I’m intrigued. Please do go on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HotSchmoo View Post
    You're all fucking sheep.


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    when I was a kid we had anywhere from 50 to 100 sheep
    used to send ivermectin down their thoats with a 16 inch long metal rod
    tie rubber bands around their tails when they were babies to doc em
    then slaughter 5 to 10 every fall spread salt on the hides for weeks on end
    we'd trade sheep too for calves and stuff
    I remember it all fondly
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  6. 07-21-2023, 07:06 AM #6
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    I was just helping it over the fence!
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    Also musta bought a pile of cocaine last night..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SumJongGuy View Post
    Also musta bought a pile of cocaine last night..
    There’s cocaine sheep now too? This is getting out of hand
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    Quote Originally Posted by chicken feathers View Post
    I was just helping it over the fence!
    3rd biggest lie in Wyoming!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    There’s cocaine sheep now too? This is getting out of hand
    You mean Pablo Escobaaa ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by singlecross View Post
    You mean Pablo Escobaaa ?
    You glorious sunuvabitch
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    Quote Originally Posted by singlecross View Post
    You mean Pablo Escobaaa ?
    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by singlecross View Post
    You mean Pablo Escobaaa ?
    Ha!
    I bet he drives a Land Rover and has a yacht, so he's perfect for this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by singlecross View Post
    You mean Pablo Escobaaa ?
    Dam, I love this corner of the world. well done
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    Quote Originally Posted by HotSchmoo View Post
    You're all fucking sheep. Get fucked.
    "I make $$$XXXXX$$$$ amount more than all you other sorry fucks. I'm gonna but a bunch of crap ti feel better about myself and pretend it's all ok.
    I just bought a fucking diamond for some bitch im gonna divorce in ten years. Bought a fucking Land Cruiser. A fucking yacht. A fucking heli ski trip in British Columbia. A fucking Rolex.
    Ive got some bullshit corpowhore "career" crap i pretend to give three shits about. It never fuckung ends.
    Fucking bullshit. All if it. I suck. You suck. Fuck off it's all shit.
    Get drunk. Post as much as ewe can?
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    Quote Originally Posted by singlecross View Post
    You mean Pablo Escobaaa ?
    That's just so well done.
    I still call it The Jake.
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    Fuck sheep!
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Fuck sheep!
    I think that's what this thread is about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Fuck sheep!
    aboot time this thread took an antipodean turn
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  22. 07-21-2023, 11:14 AM #22
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    Well fuck ewe too
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  23. 07-21-2023, 11:14 AM #23
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    You a satan worshiper then?


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    Did the OP really go heli skiing?

    I’m confused, isn’t that the pinnacle of all achievements?

    I understand the Rolex would be disappointing and banal but helicopter skiing in BC?

    Can we get a ruling?


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    I was positive this was your alter ego DigiDrew.
    I still call it The Jake.
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