TR Saving two souls from drowning in cedar lake Minneapolis

[digitaldeath]

Cedar lake,Minneapolis minnesota

Perhaps our most spectacular urban lake. On a daily basis you will see great blue herons, loons, soft shell and hard shell turtles,green herons and girls in skimpy swimsuits.

So I have been walking my recently inherited sheepadoodle to the lake almost daily. It was about 1130am and we got to cedar. Pinned the peninsula we like to hit



So we get down there and there’s this big titted milf. Body like MTG but bigger tits. She has two dogs and has been wanting to fuck. After what happened next, her pussy was soaking.

There was a 30s something guy in the shallow water with an annoying puppy Vishla dog. He unleashed the puppy and it swam out and was out there for 20-30 min chasing flies and bugs about 30-40 yards from shore. Near lots of milfoil. Now this guy is jumping around calling for his dog to no avail. He’s really trying to recall the dog. Nothing.

I tell him that I’m gonna go get your dog, I’m worried. He says no I don’t want you to go out. I’ll go out he says. But then says he doesn’t really want to and is not a strong swimmer

Jokingly I say ok I save you if you don’t make it

Next thing he’s in the water and I see he’s a terrible swimmer. I take off my shirt and shoes, luckily I had croakies on my smith optic mastermind polarized shades. I swim out behind him and see when he gets to his dog they both start going under. I get out to the man and his dog and say are you ok?

I need help he says

I’m shocked. Like wtf. I was just gonna pull the dog in and let him swim back. He’s totally exhausted and panicking

His head is going under. He doesn’t know how to tread water. I grab his arm and tell him to kick his legs. He grabs the green milfoil covering his chest and says I’m all covered in this stuff. So am I intel him and then say kick your legs and lean back. I start swimming him in and asking him how tall he is. He did. Respond at first and then finally we in shallower water and I can’t stand. I’m 6’4 bitchezzzz. I pull him a bit more and tel him to stand and catch his breath. Then I grab his dumb dog and bring them to shore.

The milf with the soaking pussy is looking at my dick and then pulls some of the milfoil off my chest.

I go over to the guy that I just saved and tell him he should look on YouTube how to tread water. He barely thanks me and says the reason he doesn’t swim well is because he played baseball in the summer. Motherfucker so did I and then went swimming after baseball.

He’s lucky I have thousands of hours of water time on that body of water.


Saved his ass


It was fun and exciting but watching the dog struggle was nerve wracking. Worried I’d have to pull dead. Dog out of the lake.

I think he got ego challenged by a stranger he will never see again. That’s life and near death TR from the zonecontroller digitaldeath


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[byates1]

Gotta create some good karma for all the racking you do.

Nice work. Hopefully you can bang Marjorie.

[Peruvian]

Missing the true “Dear Penthouse Forums” ending.

[JimmyCarter]

I thought milf oil was something the women were secreting because of you. Turns out it’s just seaweed.

[Danno]

I'm just here for the comments

[mcski]

Couldn’t he have just stood on the submerged Saturn?

[cat in january]

You want to get with horse face eh

[El Chupacabra]

TL, DR.

Post pics of the sheepadoodle.

[Vt-Freeheel]

[digitaldeath]

Oh ya and then my dog was panicking on shore and tried swimming out and I had to rescue his ass too


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[m2711c]

I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter…

[El Chupacabra]

Sheepadoodles are awesome.

[buttahflake]

Double D came back when we needed him most, this summer fucking blows. Jeff’s store and now this.
Welcome back

[old goat]

A lot of people who drown are would be rescuers, while the original victim survives. Glad you and your victim and especially the dog survived, DD.

[XXX-er]

DD jumps into a green pool of agricultural runoff

saves some random dude with weak sperm

and then he saves a dog ?

does this mean he finally got laid by the milf with big tits ?

[riser4]

Oh ya and then my dog was panicking on shore and tried swimming out and I had to rescue his ass too


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That's a freakin yeti! He's loving life in that pic.

[bio-smear]

Sounds like we should hang out. I fuckin slice through the milfoil like a northern on meth. Only milf to watch us though is my small titted wife. And my kids.

Good show on the rescue though.

[irul&ublo]

Why didn’t you have one of your mercs do the rescue?

[pepperdawg]

Holy shit - so much win in this - very glad DD is back.

FACT

[Flounder]

Why didn’t you have one of your mercs do the rescue?

Sometimes you’ve got to do it yourself to keep alpha status. Look at the trouble Putin is having by letting one of his mercs get too full of himself. DD knows how to keep his guys in-line.

[HobieTony]

I fucking hate Vislas

[Timberridge]

I think this is the second time on the TGRz that Croakies kept sunglasses secure in an emergency.

[detrusor]

If the dog dies there is zero MILF chance.

[BmillsSkier]

Never leave shore without your Croakies.

Nice job on the rescue Drew.

[SumJongGuy]

Pfft, Nikomis has better MILF population..