Sharks, man

[JimmyCarter]

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[BmillsSkier]

Orca hot girl summer is a real thing.

[subtle plague]

Orca hot girl summer is a real thing.

In rural America bestiality is frowned upon but accepted.

[Kenny Satch]

shark bite rockaway beach nyc

[JimmyCarter]

shark bite rockaway beach nyc

Chewin' out a rhythm on my bubble gum
The sun is out and I want some
It's not hard, not far to reach
We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach

[Kenny Satch]

Chewin' out a rhythm on my bubble gum
The sun is out and I want some
It's not hard, not far to reach
We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach

I haven't heard that tune in decades. Thanks.

[SumJongGuy]

There have been more shark attacks along the NY shoreline in the past two years than in all of the previous recorded history.

[dookeyXXX]

Sharks be big business in China…

https://variety.com/2023/film/box-of...al-1235688938/

[BmillsSkier]

Salmon Shark found in Salmon River, ID. WTF pranksters?

https://unofficialnetworks.com/2023/...-salmon-river/

[Brownski]

Salmon Shark found in Salmon River, ID. WTF pranksters?

https://unofficialnetworks.com/2023/...-salmon-river/

I saw that. You gotta admire the dedication to the bit

[BmillsSkier]

On one hand I really want to believe a salmon shark made it all the way there.

On the other, I want to know what kind of a dude drags a dead salmon shark all the way from the ocean a state and a half away only to leave it in the wilderness and hope that the bear don’t get it.

[Brownski]

On one hand I really want to believe a salmon shark made it all the way there.

On the other, I want to know what kind of a dude drags a dead salmon shark all the way from the ocean a state and a half away only to leave it in the wilderness and hope that the bear don’t get it.

Maybe the bears got the first one- or the first three. That’s what I’m saying- dedication.

[BmillsSkier]

Maybe the bears got the first one- or the first three. That’s what I’m saying- dedication.

Do bear fuck with sharks?

Might have to ask Steve Sanders and Tara Reid about that one.

Either way, you’re probably right. “Welp, shit. Bear got another salmon shark before anyone found it. Back to the ocean boys to get us another”.

[joetron]

Never heard of Cookiecutter Sharks before.
New fear unlocked. Apparently they are aggressive little assholes.
Piranhas of the Sea.
https://apnews.com/article/6f3e4c3c0...43092462c3a349



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[JimmyCarter]

Never heard of Cookiecutter Sharks before.
New fear unlocked. Apparently they are aggressive little assholes.
Piranhas of the Sea.
https://apnews.com/article/6f3e4c3c0...43092462c3a349



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“Cookie cutter sharks grow to between 42 centimeters and 56 centimeters (17 inches and 22 inches) long and are named for the circular holes that bite in prey.”

Yikes






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[BmillsSkier]

Never heard of Cookiecutter Sharks before.
New fear unlocked. Apparently they are aggressive little assholes.
Piranhas of the Sea.
https://apnews.com/article/6f3e4c3c0...43092462c3a349



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That's some fuckin nightmare fuel right there.

I hadn't heard of them either until watching Shark Week with my kid this year. There was a story of a guy doing an endurance swim in HI when he was attached by one at night. Fucked him up good and was lucky he had his support boat right next to him to rush him to shore.

[Core Shot]

That's some fuckin nightmare fuel right there.

I hadn't heard of them either until watching Shark Week with my kid this year. There was a story of a guy doing an endurance swim in HI when he was attached by one at night. Fucked him up good and was lucky he had his support boat right next to him to rush him to shore.

Endurance offshore night swim?

[mcski]

Never heard of Cookiecutter Sharks before.
New fear unlocked. Apparently they are aggressive little assholes.
Piranhas of the Sea.
https://apnews.com/article/6f3e4c3c0...43092462c3a349



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Except apparently Piranhas have never cause a human fatality and don’t even go after people. Justice for piranhas!

That shark looks like it has some chest bursting dna. Fuck that thing

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Sharks have something against Russians and I'm okay with it.

https://news.google.com/articles/CBM...S&ceid=US%3Aen

[east or bust]

Except apparently Piranhas have never cause a human fatality and don’t even go after people. Justice for piranhas!

Not sure if you're being serious but that isn't true. People were killed just last year in Paraguay.

Piranhas don't discriminate.

[AK47bp]

Endurance offshore night swim?

I think we was swimming Maui to Molokai or something, at night.

Open ocean swimming sketches me out, at night not a fucking chance.

[Timberridge]

“Cookie cutter sharks grow to between 42 centimeters and 56 centimeters (17 inches and 22 inches) long and are named for the circular holes that bite in prey.”

"A subspecies of cookie cutter shark indigenous to the seas near Christmas Island in the Indian Ocean are known to create mitten shaped holes in their prey."

[BmillsSkier]

Like the devil-spawn of a shark and a lamprey. Fuck that.

[mcski]

Not sure if you're being serious but that isn't true. People were killed just last year in Paraguay.

Piranhas don't discriminate.

That story is pretty bogus as there has never been a documented fatality previously. Other bodies that got chewed were most likely decaying drowning vics. Don’t buy into the anti piranha hysteria paid for by big capybaras Inc

[BmillsSkier]

That story is pretty bogus as there has never been a documented fatality previously. Other bodies that got chewed were most likely decaying drowning vics. Don’t buy into the anti piranha hysteria paid for by big capybaras Inc

Meanwhile big chupacabra is over there laughing while you're all distracted.