Sharks, man

[Brownski]

never been a shark in the hudson... you shouldn't be needin' a bigger boat.

nautical fact.

ahem, you might have been skiing in Mammoth or Japan or some shit so we’re not gonna criticize but we covered this in the great upstate/sharks crossover event a month ago
https://hudsonvalleypost.com/police-...-hudson-river/

Better chance of bumping into a dead body in that neck of the Hudson imo

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Probably correct. Definitely will be lots of flotsam and jetsam and whatnot

[BmillsSkier]

never been a shark in the hudson... you shouldn't be needin' a bigger boat.



nautical fact.

We've got video of a Bull in the upper Hudson several pages back. I feel like I'm being gaslit here.

EDIT: Nvm, Upstates wiki-warriors got to it before me.

Enjoy your regular Upstate shark programming.

[SumJongGuy]

That shark was definitely heading upstate. Bills Mafia Shark fo sho..

[AK47bp]

dude, we got 'bout three thousand aspirin deaths per year in the usa an no one gives a shit... but a couple a sharks get lucky at dinner time and it's all "lets build a damn shark wall" time 'round here?... sheesh.

Walls solve problems.

It’s a scientific fact.

Those sumbitches think they own the ocean, we’ll show’em a thing or two.

[m2711c]

We've got video of a Bull in the upper Hudson several pages back. I feel like I'm being gaslit here.

EDIT: Nvm, Upstates wiki-warriors got to it before me.

Enjoy your regular Upstate shark programming.

this the video ya talkin' bout?

[BmillsSkier]

I feel like Steve has been dying to drop that line for years.

[PB]

Well, as Steve mentioned earlier, in a decade or three sharks will be the least of our problems.

Although sharks in flooded Manhattan does make you stop and go, "hmmmmmm".

[SumJongGuy]

Mate speakin from experience its them bloody rays you really gotta look out for

They're controlled by Jewish Space Laser Rays! Ask CS, he'll tell ya..

[Timberridge]

[BmillsSkier]

Did that Orca just suck out the liver of that Whale Shark or did he just nibble and move on? The Whale Shark just kind of swam away.

[AK47bp]

They were playin a little game called “just the tip”

[Timberridge]

Did that Orca just suck out the liver of that Whale Shark or did he just nibble and move on? The Whale Shark just kind of swam away.

The write up said he ate the liver and the whale shark sunk to the bottom. I'm not sure he got far without his liver.

[AK47bp]

The write up said he ate the liver and the whale shark sunk to the bottom. I'm not sure he got far without his liver.

Dam.

Orcas are like the humans of the sea

[BmillsSkier]

I'm telling you man, we are *this* close to making the Orcas' list of things to do today.

[Supermoon]

I'm telling you man, we are *this* close to making the Orcas' list of things to do today.

If they had better PR they'd be in charge already

[JimmyCarter]

If they had better PR they'd be in charge already

Goddamn Tilly screwed it up for them

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilikum_(orca)

“Of the four fatal attacks by orcas in captivity, Tilikum was involved in three”

[Timberridge]

..and maybe he became a serial killer because

"Tilikum was abused by Haida II and Nootka IV who behaved aggressively towards him, including forcing him into a smaller medical pool where trainers kept him for protection."

Ed Kemper blamed his mom for locking him in a basement as a youngster.

[BmillsSkier]

Fucking savages these things!

Maybe we need to pivot to an Orca discussion while the shark enjoy a moment out of the spotlight?

[AK47bp]

Or just start a “Murderers of the Sea” thread

[BmillsSkier]

Or just start a “Murderers of the Sea” thread

[Buster Highmen]

Is it freerange, organic, trans, upstate dragshark story hour yet?
I'll bet the Orcas are objecting.

[AK47bp]

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

OK this is getting kinda serious.

3 women injured, 1 hospitalized after otter attack

https://nbcmontana.com/news/local/3-...5bar9u-xwJQckE

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

[PB]

This seems like an off-shoot of the stoopid peeps in Yellowstone thread.

Oh, lookout the cute little seal with legs, take our picture ....... AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH