Sharks, man

[bennymac]

somehow that bitch Carol Fuckin’ Baskin will be involved

[AK47bp]

No matter what, next season of Florida Shark will be filmed entirely in a Circle K parking lot.

[riser4]

No matter what, next season of Florida Shark will be filmed entirely in a Circle K parking lot.

Gold.

[pfluffenmeister]

It's amazing one state can give us so much.

Well, it is America's cock.

[Supermoon]

Well, it is America's cock.

And as climate change accelerates the cock is getting smaller. Poetic really

[JayPowHound]

Yes. To successfully fend off a Bath Salts Shark, fight flakka with flakka.

Sure. But could the Bath Salts Shark beat up a chimp? What if the chimp also had access to Bath Salts?

[JimmyCarter]

Sure. But could the Bath Salts Shark beat up a chimp? What if the chimp also had access to Bath Salts?

Im pretty sure the SyFi channel already made this movie

[JimmyCarter]

Im pretty sure the SyFi channel already made this movie

Well I thought I was exaggerating but…



(And it was the CW)

[BmillsSkier]

Looks like Discovery has a lot to think about before next year’s Shark Week.

[JimmyCarter]

Looks like Discovery has a lot to think about before next year’s Shark Week.

I watched a little last night and I think I found where the sharks are getting all that cocaine from:

[Supermoon]

That guy definitely kills people then dresses up in a shark costume and eats them.

[BmillsSkier]

Yo Dickie, got any of that good white shark?

[m2711c]

don’t try that in an upstate town…





fact.

[BmillsSkier]

don’t try that in an upstate town…





fact.

Lol. Earlier today I would have had no clue what this sly reference meant, but then I saw an article from today that mentioned Jason Isbell who I like and then read about some beef some country singer started with him about another country singer's song that paints rural America as a bunch of terrified MAGA-dolts, but then here we are.

Thank you internet.

Now, on to Cocaine Sharks.

[JimmyCarter]

If Dickie isn’t a cohost on cocaine sharks I’m going to be a little pissed off

[BmillsSkier]

I flipped on whatever show was on last night and there was a bunch of people in the Bahamas trying to tag/sample hammerheads (at night in some cases) and there was this one dude and his freediver wife, who, for the life of me, I can't figure out how she'd freedive shit with the pair of PFDs she had strapped on.

[AK47bp]

Just once I want to see one of these Jackass idiots bitten by a shark. Not killed but maybe a lost foot or part of an arm. The satisfaction would be real.

[fantastic_damage]

Just once I want to see one of these Jackass idiots bitten by a shark. Not killed but maybe a lost foot or part of an arm. The satisfaction would be real.

Shark bites Jackass star Poopies:
https://youtu.be/OEVtwlNZnu0

[spanky]

If you’re afraid of being bitten by a shark, you better stay out of NYC.

https://commonplacefacts.com/2021/12...s-than-sharks/

…more than ten times as many New Yorkers end up with a fellow New Yorker’s teeth piercing their flesh each year than the global number of shark attack victims.

[BmillsSkier]

[Supermoon]

Sharks are the dogs of the ocean

[PB]

Man's best ravaging consumer?

Although, they are both scavengers.

[SumJongGuy]

More sharks and more shark attacks due to warming oceans sucks. But, it's also going to suck as river and lake waters warm and alligators spread farther north. We're right on the edge where every other summer a gator shows up in a nearby lake.. blamed as a pet released but I'm not so sure about that. 100 miles south and they're definitely thriving..

[Kenny Satch]

That's it. Sharkgators. When it happens we are all fucked.

[BmillsSkier]

I'd like to think that if the Aussies have figured out a way to live with murderous Great Whites in their oceans, Bulls in their rivers and saltwater crocs and every other type of killer animal and insect on land that we can too.

Maybe.