Bike was making horrendous bearing explody sounds when pedaling under load, but only in the easiest two gears.
Replaced a notchy idler pully bearing, didn't fix it.
Took it to the LBS to measure chain wear, chain is like new.
Bought new lube, cleaned chain thoroughly, didn't fix it.
Figured it would just explode and I would deal with it then, went on a few more rides and nothing happened besides me going crazy listening to the grinding.
Finally had an opportunity to wash the bike, noise is gone.
The bike was just dirty. WTF.
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