Missing Titanic Submersible

[TNKen]

Ooops that was there before lol jk

Been there since about 1912, but I don't think they would be reporting that.

[TNKen]

Coast Guard announces 3 p.m. ET press conference following 'debris field' discovery
The Coast Guard has scheduled a press conference for 3 p.m. ET in Boston, Massachusetts following the announcement that an underwater "debris field" has been found in the search for OceanGate's missing Titan submarine, which vanished Sunday with five people onboard.

[SumJongGuy]

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Coast Guard announces 3 p.m. ET press conference

[JimmyCarter]

[heckacali]

Crushing news

[Rock Knocker]

Sick

[subtle plague]

If my wife was on it they could at least ping her AirTag.

Jhc I lost my wife, but I have an air tag.

[subtle plague]

Crushing news

Heh.

[J. Barron DeJong]

[oldnew_guy]

These people dying has really brought out the best in people.

[BmillsSkier]

We're an underappreciated and underused resource.

If this isn't embroidered on every TGR-branded bathrobe going forward then it's a terrible miss.

Or wrap the sub in bacon from the breakfast buffet.

Surely the billionaire launch ship had a breakfast buffet?

Again, it would be really handy to have Benny's input on the situation.

And LoL at the studfinder, Ice; I forgot all about that critical piece of safety equipment, which is why I keep mine next to the garden hose.

Pretty sure the captain did a hull whack and shouted “DROPPING!” as they left the platform.

When what they really needed was a Midwest dad to come along and yank on all the straps holding the sub together and loudly declare, "that ain't going anywhere".

I for one welcome our new Orca overlords.

[skaredshtles]

These people dying has really brought out the best in people.

I mean... gallows humor. It's as old as... the gallows.

[BmillsSkier]

I mean... gallows humor. It's as old as... the gallows.

[subtle plague]

These people dying has really brought out the best in people.

It's just billionaires. New ones Pop up everyday.

[BmillsSkier]

If anyone feels the need to get dumber today, take a read through this internet beef between Cardi B and the billionaire step-son over his shitposting about his missing stepdad from a Blink concert.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/card...wcM7GkBq_vdFjJ

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

If anyone feels the need to get dumber today, take a read through this internet beef between Cardi B and the billionaire step-son

I've read about the Elon vs Zuck cage match so I've already got enough stupid to last the day.

[JimmyCarter]

If anyone feels the need to get dumber today, take a read through this internet beef between Cardi B and the billionaire step-son over his shitposting about his missing stepdad from a Blink concert.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/card...wcM7GkBq_vdFjJ

There is literally no component of this story that would have made sense 20 years ago

[SumJongGuy]

OK done.. Ya, people died. Guess I'll stop making jokes about it..

[BmillsSkier]

There is literally no component of this story that would have made sense 20 years ago

When they dig our society out of whatever tomb we end up in they're gonna find loads of shit like this and be absolutely amazed at how long we lasted as a civilization.

[PNWbrit]

Cardi B

I had to Google.

[SumJongGuy]

If anyone feels the need to get dumber today, take a read through this internet beef between Cardi B and the billionaire step-son over his shitposting about his missing stepdad from a Blink concert.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/card...wcM7GkBq_vdFjJ

Cardi-B being critical of someone ELSE clout chasing on Twitter? RICH! So many wealthy idiots, so few submarines..

[JimmyCarter]

I had to Google.

Cardi-B being critical of someone ELSE clout chasing on Twitter? RICH! So many wealthy idiots, so few submarines..

There’s two types of people in this world…

[raisingarizona13]

it ain't gay when you're underway

what happens under da seas stays under da sea.



I'm definitely filing this whole thing under unnecessary rich folk follies. Not that there's anything wrong with that but as a struggling working guy with zero support I'm scratching my head a little.

[BmillsSkier]

Don’t feel bad Brit, she’s a D-list celebrity with a Whopper meal named after her; in other words, someone perfectly suited to add their commentary on this situation.


I doubt you’ll find the name Cardi B, anywhere near a sentence using the phrase gentleman submariner, that’s for sure.