This sounds like the most terrifying experience imaginable for me. Not that I’d ever sign up for the experience, much less toss a quarter million bucks for the pleasure.
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-us-canada-65953941
This sounds like the most terrifying experience imaginable for me. Not that I’d ever sign up for the experience, much less toss a quarter million bucks for the pleasure.
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-us-canada-65953941
I still call it The Jake.
nightmare fuel
I’d rather be in a sub that imploded than stranded on the bottom waiting for a rescue that probably can’t come
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
eagerly awaiting pictures of the new Movie Star and the “rest”…
Nm, working with bad data.
But in other news, how can they spend all that money and not get a window seat?
They'll never find it.
I'm pretty sure I read about deep diving submersibles, they could manually drop their ballast weight if they completely lost power and still get to the surface. So I'm thinking hull casualty and at that depth it's all over instantly.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
Ok, I’ll be the callous dick so flame away if you want..….
But I really question whether we should be spending tens of millions of public dollars looking for and trying to recover this thing and the people inside it. Let it rest on the ocean floor just like the damn Titanic they wanted to go see. They made a deliberate choice to get in this thing and take the risk. I’m sure it horrifically sucks but they ought to bear the consequences of that choice. This is so far above and beyond a normal and reasonable activity in which one might hope for or expect rescue.
That sub looked like it was made by Stevie Wonder.
$250,000 a ticket and they couldnt afford a rope and pulley to get it back up.
Even if they can dump ballast and float to the surface, they're still hooped unless someone spots it from the air bobbing around. The thing was sealed up from the outside, you can't open it from the inside.
If they're not already dead, they're probably getting hungry. Because there's no "facilities" on board, the lucky folks were given minimal water and not allowed to take much food for their +/- 12 hour excursion.
$250k to be a voyeur at an underwater graveyard...
Oh, to have lots of money to throw away.
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They retrofitted it to have a shitter - there was a video I saw somewhere with the designer talking showing a small trap door and a privacy curtain in front of the single porthole.
I think this should be a Darwin Award nominee under Technology Hubris.
https://www.theonion.com/coast-guard...PxM7vCQrzidZ8A
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Air runs out faster and is contaminated with CO2 as people panic.
Zero submersible training and they are better off with fast end of a pressure hull failure at crush depth.
Fireball flowed by implosion fun.
Fingers crossed for a miracle.
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watch out for snakes
That's at odds with what a reporter who had been on the thing previously said. Basically he said you went behind the curtain and peed in a baggie. However I wasn't there so you could be right BM. The reporter also said that on his trip down they got lost (apparently GPS doesn't work underwater) and never did spot the wreck. They just cruised around down there hoping to come upon it.
Sure sounds like an awesome vacay!
“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country
www.mymountaincoop.ca
This is OUR mountain - come join us!
Ya, I agree that it’s likely a pancake now somewhere on the ocean floor. Hard to believe that it will be found and certainly not w anyone still breathing
At least no one has to clean the head now
Maybe sending a submersible to every Billionaire is the next step
Last edited by mcski; 06-20-2023 at 05:22 PM.
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