Why the hell have I started waking up at 4am?

[muted reborn]

I'm old enough to have seen that coming.

I in fact did not see Bob coming, and don't want to, but I don't want to kink shame as we are all old and need our sleep.

[Core Shot]

I'm old enough to have seen that coming.

Trees need frosting.

A bit here. A bit there.
Spray the magic wand.

[The AD]

Is your room dark enough? I've been waking up early lately because it starts getting light so early coupled with birds starting to sing. I can almost always get back to sleep, but still annoying. Blackout shades and some kind of white noise would probably help.

[BCMtnHound]

Body is just telling you that there’ll be plenty of time to sleep when you’re dead, which is now much closer than one would like to admit.

I’ve always been an early waker, but a late riser when work or play don’t demand it. Brain flashes on, assesses the situation, then back to dreamland. Or maybe I just never left.

[Buzzworthy]

Maybe as we get old, a nice head of hair starts turns us on, as we ourselves go bald?

I’m completely bald. Doesn’t do a damn thing. I used to have hair envy but I got over it pretty quickly.

[AK47bp]

I’m completely bald. Doesn’t do a damn thing. I used to have hair envy but I got over it pretty quickly.

So your not worthy of a buzz.


God dam liar.

[old goat]

Alcohol in the evening is famous for causing middle of the night waking.
Old people sleep less because things start to hurt when you lie in bed too long. And the piss thing of course.
1:1 CBD/THC vape puts me back to sleep if I want to.

[Peruvian]

Trees need frosting.

A bit here. A bit there.
Spray the magic wand.

Is THAT where titanium white comes from?

[TBS]

I’ve always been an early riser. Hockey practice, going skiing, fishing, yada^3?

When I started waking up 2-3:30 (and not due to needing a piss break) my doc said I may have sleep apnea, and sent me to a specialist.

They sent me home with this monitoring contraption with like eight sticky leads for chest, a pulse-ox monitor for my finger and about 50’ of wire connecting everything.

I spent the night waking up tangled in the wires and probes - got about 40 min of sleep. Worst fucking sleep I can remember. Dr said it indicated apnea. I said it indicated a piss-poor testing protocol & Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, and no fucking way he could legitimately draw this conclusion under the circumstances.

So now I go to bed about 9:30 after getting baked on my home grown indica (purple panty dropper) wake up about 2-3AM, throw a piss, read a bit, then fall back asleep until 0500-0530. Works for me. But my schedule is likely more flexible than many of you with full time jobs and kids.

I also take 400mg magnesium glycinate - helps with D3 absorption I’m told. Doesn’t impact my sleep at all. YRMV.

[Buzzworthy]

So your not worthy of a buzz.


God dam liar.

The fucking nerve of some people here

[muted reborn]

Daaaaamn, Bob!

[AK47bp]

I’m hard

[fastfred]

I

So now I go to bed about 9:30 after getting baked on my home grown indica (purple panty dropper) wake up about 2-3AM, throw a piss, read a bit, then fall back asleep until 0500-0530. Works for me. But my schedule is likely more flexible than many of you with full time jobs and kids.

IV.

I'm kinda interested in this purple panty dropper how well does it work on women or just bob?

[bennymac]

Daaaaamn, Bob!

Sigh…..unzips

[muted reborn]

Sigh…..unzips

Yer gonna sleep well tonight!




















(If I get banned for posting that drawing - I completely understand. Very fair.)

[riser4]

Different strokes for different folks.

[Mod Team]

(If I get banned for posting that drawing - I completely understand. Very fair.)

*whistles innocently*

[El Chupacabra]

I suggest furious masterbation.


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*whistles innocently*

Wolf whistle?

[subtle plague]

Daaaaamn, Bob!

That is highly disturbing.

[sb]

Have you talked with god recently?

He likes to leave messages at 3-4 AM.