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[Core Shot]

Cunnilingus is the answer

And women need to feel special u fuked ip bro

Fair point. I was up at 5am and that thought occurred to me. But decided to let her sleep in. Should have poked her at 6:30 before the boys wake up.

[fastfred]

allow me to help you since I'm an expert on women

rolling her over and poking her ah no no

should have started off spewing a bunch of sweet nothings while stroking her hair which then turns into you giving her a back rub and saying how much you appreciate her from there you start pleasing her instead of giving her the whole morning jackhammer routine that should be the last thing you do it should be all about her

maybe clean her car ask her what you can do besides drink beer smoke dope and put around the yard

signed
a guy who got laid multiple times yesterday and doesn't do social media except maybe tgr and strava

[Boosh]

allow me to help you since I'm an expert on women

rolling her over and poking her ah no no

should have started off spewing a bunch of sweet nothings while stroking her hair which then turns into you giving her a back rub and saying how much you appreciate her from there you start pleasing her instead of giving her the whole morning jackhammer routine that should be the last thing you do it should be all about her

maybe clean her car ask her what you can do besides drink beer smoke dope and put around the yard

signed
a guy who got laid multiple times yesterday and doesn't do social media except maybe tgr and strava

fred showing us the ways and providing wisdom, per the usual. namaste.

[mcphee]

i’m shocked that a conspiracy theory enthusiast slumlord isnt mindful of other people

[jackstraw]

It's not wife's day, it's mother's day. If she's not your mother then there's nothing to be concerned with. YRMV

[mcphee]

^thats a nice theory. Got any real world testing on it?

[skiballs]

allow me to help you since I'm an expert on women

rolling her over and poking her ah no no

should have started off spewing a bunch of sweet nothings while stroking her hair which then turns into you giving her a back rub and saying how much you appreciate her from there you start pleasing her instead of giving her the whole morning jackhammer routine that should be the last thing you do it should be all about her

maybe clean her car ask her what you can do besides drink beer smoke dope and put around the yard

signed
a guy who got laid multiple times yesterday and doesn't do social media except maybe tgr and strava

Did you read the rubber doll reviews, on social media, before your purchase?


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[Core Shot]

It's not wife's day, it's mother's day. If she's not your mother then there's nothing to be concerned with. YRMV

Fucking lawyers.

Yes. She’s not my mother. But she is the mother of my boys. So yeah. It’s mutha fucka day biatches.
Maybe next year I’ll get it right.

[bennymac]

Next time I’m sure a couple social media posts will fix her disappointment.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

Fucking lawyers.

Yes. She’s not my mother. But she is the mother of my boys. So yeah. It’s mutha fucka day biatches.
Maybe next year I’ll get it right.

It’s probably too late if you haven’t figured it out by now


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[Danno]

Is it just me, or do Core Shot's kids seem to change ages based on the topic?

[allmountainsnowskating]

allow me to help you since I'm an expert on women

rolling her over and poking her ah no no

should have started off spewing a bunch of sweet nothings while stroking her hair which then turns into you giving her a back rub and saying how much you appreciate her from there you start pleasing her instead of giving her the whole morning jackhammer routine that should be the last thing you do it should be all about her

maybe clean her car ask her what you can do besides drink beer smoke dope and put around the yard

signed
a guy who got laid multiple times yesterday and doesn't do social media except maybe tgr and strava

My soul honors your soul.
I honor the place in you where the entire universe resides.
I honor the light, love, truth, beauty, and peace within you because it is also within me.
In sharing these things, we are united, we are the same, we are one.

NAMASTE FASTFRED

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[fastfred]

Next time I’m sure a couple social media posts will fix her disappointment.

I here penile implants are thing

If not viagra works for some people

"I'm not sure fucking five times is my thing"

[jackstraw]

^thats a nice theory. Got any real world testing on it?

Yeah. It is the way we've rolled since the kids were old enough to write "mom" with crayons. Same goes for fathers day...not husband day.

[XXX-er]

Fuck instal snap chat fuck zuck

Today is Mother’s Day.

But I didn’t make cafe latte and strawberries and cream and blah blah blah you don’t appreciate me like my other friend’s husbands that post on Instagram snap gram whateve

I'm pretty sure people have been fucking up the mothers day well before social media

so I'm just curious if CS did anything at all ?

maybe he didnt realize it was mothers day ?

but if he blew it on purpose what did he expect ?

[The AD]

signed
a guy who got laid multiple times yesterday

Wait, this is the same guy who started a thread about how his life is falling apart? I'm so fucking confused!

[mcski]

He didn’t say who he got laid with…

[fastfred]

ladies and gentlemen I'm just here to help

[AK47bp]

So a guy on social medial gets mad at social media and posts about it on social media.


These are the threads we got here now huh? I miss the snow already.

[Timberridge]

You think you had it rough CS? My wedding anniversary was on Mother's Day this year.

I had to buy two cards. Just your average card with a cartoon dog or cat on it costs nearly $7.00 now. You want shit to pop out, or play a song, it's like $10. Wtf?

[bennymac]

Apparently you coulda just posted a picture of your wife on a social media platform and called it a day.

Like post one on here for example.

[east or bust]

Off the topic of mother's day...

What kind of blows my mind about facebook and instagram in particular is that, to my knowledge, there's no paid option to remove all the bullshit. That is shocking. I'm genuinely interested in what my FB friends and IG follows up are to, that's why I followed them. Many are friends IRL or professional athletes or pages like Nat Geo, etc.

Social media got majorly derailed when stuff that I DON'T want to see started to be shoved down my throat. The other skin crawly part to me is that the mega corps who own the popular social media platforms must know they're missing out on huge revenue opportunities by not offering paid subscriptions to remove the ads, sponsored, and suggested posts.. Yet that's still not an option on any of them.

[The AD]

And they keep feeding me ads for companies like Hims. How dare they think I need boner pills just because I'm old!

[MagnificentUnicorn]

Boner pills are fun even if you don’t have ED


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[MTT]

And they keep feeding me ads for companies like Hims. How dare they think I need boner pills just because I'm old!

I know! WTF is that about, is there a hidden camera in my bedroom? AND
The VA gives me Viagra for free, I just had to tell my lady Dr. I needed it.

WTF