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    So I know a lot of you will love this one….

    Go to Belize City and find the most expensive attorney in the country. Have them represent you in the purchase. Money well spent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    I come from solid peasant stock... so I'll probably walk.
    Lucky. My family would have loved to have been peasants.

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    Buying Property in a Foreign Land

    Quote Originally Posted by teleee View Post
    My wife
    Has she properly evaluated that nation’s postal system ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by thebirdhunter View Post
    Knew a family who bought a Teak Wood farm in Belize. Moved the whole family down. Dog and a kid got poisoned by a frog. They had a home invasion robbery. Wife left him. Dude went nuts and wrote a 500 page manifesto claiming he was a profit and mailed it to the Mormon church. The Mormon church called the police on him. Dude spent some time in jail and a nut house. Wife now has sole custody of the kids. Good luck.
    Well that escalated quickly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cisco Kid View Post
    I once bought a 1 sq. in. piece of Alaska from a cereal company before Alaska was a state. They mailed it to me in a little sack.
    I think this is the most Abe Simpson thing you've ever posted

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Striker View Post
    I think this is the most Abe Simpson thing you've ever posted
    Ha!


    So true.

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    Probability of completing a construction project once you own the land?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lowsparkco View Post
    So I know a lot of you will love this one….

    Go to Belize City and find the most expensive attorney in the country. Have them represent you in the purchase. Money well spent.
    Not sure if you read my post but already done.


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    Quote Originally Posted by huckbucket View Post
    Probability of completing a construction project once you own the land?
    Already has everything built on it, so no construction projects needed. Harry I can assure you she will do a deep dive into the postal system.


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    Quote Originally Posted by teleee View Post
    Already has everything built on it, so no construction projects needed. Harry I can assure you she will do a deep dive into the postal system.


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    I read where you said you have an attorney. I didn’t read anything about it being a really good attorney.

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    What part of Belize? I was just down in Placencia and was day dreaming about faking my own death, moving there and fishing for permit all day while living on weed, coffee and weed.
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    So this was just a humble brag thread cloaked in advice seeking?

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