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  1. 11-15-2023, 02:50 PM #526
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    I think Fastfred needs a role.
    Or at least be contracted to oversee the set build.
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    I hope they put this on YouTube cause I really really really want to see it. And I’m pretty sure it’s gonna suck but I still want it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toadman View Post
    Or at least be contracted to oversee the set build.
    In a TGR bathrobe no less.
    I still call it The Jake.
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    Gwyneth Paltrow is ready to make her exit. The Oscar winner detailed what she wants her life to look like when she retires in the future. “I will literally disappear from public life,” Paltrow, 51, told Bustle in an interview published on Wednesday. “No one will ever see me again.” as quoted in US Weekly NYP and many publications

    So much for obscurity
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    Quote Originally Posted by fomofo View Post
    I think they should get John Waters to play the Judge.
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    Great casting idea.
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    I just read that the GP ski trial musical is coming to Park City. Sometimes, I just can't believe this town! I wish that she would just go away.
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    Someone record it!
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste View Post
    I just read that the GP ski trial musical is coming to Park City. Sometimes, I just can't believe this town! I wish that she would just go away.
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    Someone record it!
    "Smelly cooch ... Smelly cooch ...
    What are they feeding you?"
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    Nice bump. This thread, the memes, the trail names, the silly trial itself, all great stuff.
    I still call it The Jake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pfluffenmeister View Post
    "Smelly cooch ... Smelly cooch ...
    What are they feeding you?"

    ROTFLMAO


    Obviously not their favorite vag.
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    Funny to see this about the show coming to park city, cause my wife was like, hey we're going to see the show in park city with some friends. So I'm going. I'll report back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by basinbeater View Post
    Funny to see this about the show coming to park city, cause my wife was like, hey we're going to see the show in park city with some friends. So I'm going. I'll report back.
    You're going to miss a day of skiing for that?
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    well at least half a day I’m sure
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    Quote Originally Posted by bennymac View Post
    well at least half a day I’m sure
    Well played.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bennymac View Post
    well at least half a day I’m sure
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    Quote Originally Posted by basinbeater View Post
    Funny to see this about the show coming to park city, cause my wife was like, hey we're going to see the show in park city with some friends. So I'm going. I'll report back.
    Are all the women going to steam their coochies before the show?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    have verdicts been handed out? when are the executions? will they be public?
    swing your fucking sword.
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  18. 02-24-2024, 11:27 PM #543
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Are all the women going to steam their coochies before the show?
    Good question. A deep dive investigation before or after the show shall be conducted!
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