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Thread: Finding a Tirade Later in Life
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03-15-2023, 05:49 AM #1
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Finding a Tirade Later in Life
I see hydraulic turtles.
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03-15-2023, 06:12 AM #2
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Old man shakes fist at sky?
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03-15-2023, 06:15 AM #3
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Get off my lawn!
Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
Cletus: Duly noted.
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03-15-2023, 06:19 AM #4
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I’ve got a lot of problems with you people
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03-15-2023, 06:20 AM #5
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Damned wake criminal race theory trampsexual shoved down our throats smh....
Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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03-15-2023, 06:30 AM #6
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Here.
Tiraging
Get off my. Wait. What I’m I raging against? Oh yeah. It’s those whippersnappers. You need to stop molesting my garden gnomes. It’s not about gnar anymore.
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03-15-2023, 06:55 AM #7
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03-15-2023, 06:59 AM #8
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Kind regards
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03-15-2023, 07:06 AM #9
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Clouds. Fucking clouds. In my youth you were puffier fuckers. Fuck you clouds
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03-15-2023, 07:17 AM #10
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The Padded Room, but in one thread.
I still call it The Jake.
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03-15-2023, 07:35 AM #11
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You are all proving my point. Kids these days!
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03-15-2023, 07:36 AM #12
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Pure evil genius. So I can mainline it instead of doing bumps.
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
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03-15-2023, 07:37 AM #13
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I see what you did there. Originally Posted by skifishbum
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03-15-2023, 07:38 AM #14
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Interesting fantasy you got there. There's an app for that. Originally Posted by SumJongGuy
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03-15-2023, 07:50 AM #15
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Bless your heart. Originally Posted by byates1
And get off my . . .
Ahh what the hell. You’re going on my lawn anyways. And probably already altoid molested my garden gnome.
Just clean up afterwards.
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03-15-2023, 09:04 AM #16
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every day I get sand in my vagina get angry upset and think everyone is fucking stupid
then I smoke some weed and could care less
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03-15-2023, 09:13 AM #17
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It's usually those damn whippersnappers causin' trouble with their loud music and low pants.
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03-15-2023, 02:04 PM #18
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That's news you can use. Weed cures irritated bagina. Originally Posted by fastfred
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03-15-2023, 02:12 PM #19
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I've been caught up on USE YOUR FUCKING TURN SIGNAL! for a couple of years. I need a new one.
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03-15-2023, 02:15 PM #20
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Altoid molestation = minty fresh Originally Posted by Core Shot
Everyone is stupid Originally Posted by fastfred
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03-15-2023, 02:17 PM #21
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Shut your fucking piehole you Texan rear-entry boot wearing jizz gobbler
Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
Push it on into systematic overdrive
You know what to do
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03-15-2023, 03:09 PM #22
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The first line in my signature says it all.
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03-15-2023, 04:44 PM #23
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Make it Boston stylee Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
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03-15-2023, 05:01 PM #24
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That bumpah stickah is so cute. Originally Posted by ötzi
Make it Boston stylee
But the reality of Boston traffic is not to use ya blinkah until you’re actually changing lanes.
If you signal too early the shithead in the left lane will close the gap.
Fact
Fact fact fact fucking fact.
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03-15-2023, 05:14 PM #25
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Bunch of fucking amateurs
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