What did I do wrong on a pow day?

[SnowMachine]

lol such a liee/cop out.

Meh, not really. I have a lot of video of my kids skiing, but I don't bother filming myself often. I've been a sponsored athlete. Skiing is for me. Nobody cares to watch videos of me on Instagram when there are guys like Hoji, Candide, Carlson (etc.) out there. I have a career, wife, kids and a thousand things to do that don't involve editing my vids together to post for other people.

I don't even claim to be a good skier, but somehow I turned out a 9 year old that is skiing at the very top of a prestigious Big Mountain program (where I'm a coach).

Bushy, you'd be a lot more forum friendly if you skied just for the love of skiing and kept the PSIA faggotry out of your free skiing. Less grunting and more hooting/hollering stoke. Litteraly the only reason I can think of to be PSIA is for the $8/hr bump that level III gets our coaches. I'm not going to ever bother since even with the bump the coaches make 1/5th the hourly at my "real" job (want me to post my investment accounts? ).

Oh, and ankles need to flex.

I guess the problem here is that forums have a long memory and the things you post never go away. I was reading your rants from far before I was ever a member here because they pop up in searches.

Did I mention that ankles need to flex. Also, do you want to see my investment accounts? Anybody want to have a ski off?

[SnowMachine]

I'm pretty blissful.

I'm pretty ignorant.

[SnowMachine]

WTF is 3rd person video? Where is that 3rd person?

It's a sexy time thing. If you know, you know.

[Duffman]

You all are missing the most important aspect of ankle flex. It makes it much easier to squat down low to be able to drink ones own piss straight from the tap . Big oversight here

[J. Barron DeJong]

You all are missing the most important aspect of ankle flex. It makes it much easier to squat down low to be able to drink ones own piss straight from the tap . Big oversight here

Wow. I’m always being impressed in new ways hanging out here. Some of you operate on a whole nother level!

[singlecross]

Is female ejaculate considered “piss”? Asking for a friend. fastfred? your dad? anyone?

[arild]

Is female ejaculate considered “piss”? Asking for a friend. fastfred? your dad? anyone?

Nah, that's known as cunt juice.

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[J. Barron DeJong]

Nah, that's known as cunt juice.

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That’s a lie they tell you to get you to drink piss.

[Ted Striker]

Is there a Cliff's Notes available for why this unremarkable 'I'm not jiving with x_ski' is 400+ posts?

[arild]

That’s a lie they tell you to get you to drink piss.

Clever of them. Is that their version of a pearl necklace?

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[arild]

Is there a Cliff's Notes available for why this unremarkable 'I'm not jiving with x_ski' is 400+ posts?

New to pow jong skis very undirectional skis, tries to spend more money, resident bushy drinks piss while jerking off to slo mo videos of people's erroneous ankle flexion and decides a ski off with a $10k prize is in order. Devolves to drinking piss and has just evolved back to cunt juice.

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[Ted Striker]

So epic ski meets check the spare. Got it.

[Shorty_J]

New to pow jong skis very undirectional skis, tries to spend more money, resident bushy drinks piss while jerking off to slo mo videos of people's erroneous ankle flexion and decides a ski off with a $10k prize is in order. Devolves to drinking piss and has just evolved back to cunt juice.

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Very consise and surprisingly accurate summary!

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[J. Barron DeJong]

Very consise and surprisingly accurate summary!

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Seriously. I was going to say such a summation wasn’t possible, this isn’t Shakespeare we’re talking about - we operate on another level here - but Arild nailed it.

[singlecross]

Nowhere to go but up!

[chewski]

That’s a lie they tell you to get you to drink piss.

I'm at work goddammit!

[arild]

I'm at work goddammit!

Hee hee. J Barron made you spit coffee?

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[m2711c]

[skaredshtles]

[singlecross]

I think we’re finally getting somewhere!

[toast2266]

If it wasn't for the non-releasable pole straps, Hansi could easily be mistaken for our Bushy. Truly a sight to behold.

[Bushwacka]

Meh, not really. I have a lot of video of my kids skiing, but I don't bother filming myself often. I've been a sponsored athlete. Skiing is for me. Nobody cares to watch videos of me on Instagram when there are guys like Hoji, Candide, Carlson (etc.) out there. I have a career, wife, kids and a thousand things to do that don't involve editing my vids together to post for other people.

I don't even claim to be a good skier, but somehow I turned out a 9 year old that is skiing at the very top of a prestigious Big Mountain program (where I'm a coach).

Bushy, you'd be a lot more forum friendly if you skied just for the love of skiing and kept the PSIA faggotry out of your free skiing. Less grunting and more hooting/hollering stoke. Litteraly the only reason I can think of to be PSIA is for the $8/hr bump that level III gets our coaches. I'm not going to ever bother since even with the bump the coaches make 1/5th the hourly at my "real" job (want me to post my investment accounts? ).

Oh, and ankles need to flex.

I guess the problem here is that forums have a long memory and the things you post never go away. I was reading your rants from far before I was ever a member here because they pop up in searches.

Did I mention that ankles need to flex. Also, do you want to see my investment accounts? Anybody want to have a ski off?

I can either be PSIA or I can not be. IE people keep saying I am stiff but also saying I move to much and over flex.

Most psia Instructor ski static and too far forward and do not move for and aft.

You realize PSIA people hate how free I move...... but I make 45 and hour + tips as instructor. Its become a 2k a week job in he winter working 3.5 days a week. but its still nothing compared to trading. I can make 2k in a day usually day trading but only do it a day a week because quite frankly I would rather ski.

TBH I think I found something. I fucked up my boot alignment be accident years ago. I some how put the max forward lean shim on my left boot and the mid one on my right boot. My left knee has been dieing so I was trying to make a more upright stance , the super upright stance was awful so I went to put the shims I had taken out back in, only to realize they were two different shims. I went back to middle on my right boot(which was the same as it was I think) and make a duct tape shim to go back to middle on left boot. Needless to say I think its much better, and its not me making over flexxed. Still with all the carbon in the spine to keep it from flexxing as much as possible.

The stupid thing is I aligned other people's boots all the time....and I am much more careful with them.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CpkbTRbgDz6/

video was from this run.

https://fatmap.com/routeid/62938/la-merveille

We actually measured 45+ in many places, heck I cam back though and p t my cell phone on the flattest part of the mogul and got 45 degree above the camera.

So yeah it slow. The haters who can not ski are going to say they can ski it faster, but lets see you do there aon that slope.

[J. Barron DeJong]

We actually measured 45+ in many places

Backside of each bump?

[Mustonen]

Bravo on the double down.

[Bushwacka]

Backside of each bump?

no literally the front sides of bumps, backsides were in the 50-55 range, in the steepest pitches.

Fat maps says 36 max, but I am guessing they take longer sample size and it sckew eastern results.